Badly Describe a Game Here

[proiettile]

it's just a wee little goal

- getting over it

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Nintendo hurting itself while Players make it ten times worse.

-SUPER SMASH BROS. (Any Game in the Series)

 

[BackSet]

The original war themed dating sim.
-Fire Emblem in general

 

[BackSet]

Three kids and a pope are incapable of keeping any semblance of mental stability without a mute, emotionless teacher to assist them.
-Fire Emblem: Three Houses

A man must win a war due to it getting in the way of his endeavors to end racism.
-Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Verdant Wind Route)

 

[BackSet]

A mercenary is forced into increasingly more important jobs, all of which they are unqualified for.
-Fire Emblem: Three Houses

 

[NeonFlow]

Its like fallout 4 but way shitter -- Fallout 76

It's a time trial of awful writing complimented by decent gameplay mechanics and littered with bugs and terrible choices. -- borderlands 3

Place coloured markers on a board in hopes of getting a row of five called a set.
Two sets win. --
Is actually a great game

 

[VerySuperDorky]

Whom’stve killed whom’stve??

-Danganronpa

 

[themagnoliaofutah]

Chuck E Cheese goes sicko mode. - Five Nights at Freddy's
Groundhog Day, but spoooooky. - P.T.
Phoenix Wright meets House on Haunted Hill - Beach episode! - Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
Bendy and the Ink Machine, but 80s.- Hello Puppets
Take your meds, idiot.- We Happy Few

 

[5cookie]

I NEED RAYMOND: Every person in the world edition! -ACNH

(Just to let yall know I think he's overrated. fite me)

 

[92MilesPrower]

A man breaks into his dad’s house to stop him from taking over the world, only to learn that his dad is actually hiding in an upside-down version of the house he broke into.
-Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

A witch abducts a bear, believing that she can make herself look beautiful using said bear.
-Banjo-Kazooie

Man performs community service while on vacation to make up for a crime he didn’t commit.
-Super Mario Sunshine

A 10-year old child takes down a criminal organization through cockfighting.
-Pretty much every mainline Pokémon game

 

[Shiyonichi]

DIE, Lovecraft edition.

Bloodborne

 

[Reid]

A doctor accidentally unleashes a deadly vampire zombie virus in London,
another doctor has to clean up his mess.

vampyr

 

[SnapePotions34]

A guy with a grappling hook finds old stuff.

-Uncharted

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

BLOCKY MAN KILLS DRAGON IN DIFFERENT UNIVERSE-

MInecraft

 

[PeteTheWitcher]

Some American dude shoots a Russian dude.

call of duty

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

2D Minecraft on steroids.

Terraria.

 

[Macintot]

Get away from the drudgery of menial labor by doing. . . menial labor! - Stardew Valley

 

[XanesFox]

Four potatoes think they're toxic as they fix old v8 engines while being stalked and chased by an even bigger potato with super-powers who has a fascination with meat hooks.
~Dead By Daylight

 

[Username4245]

Lots of racing, crashing and more crashing.
Burnout 3: Takedown

Loads of little dudes racing.
Fall Guys

One guy/girl fights a guy over galactic destruction.
Mass Effect

One guy/girl fights a group of aliens that used to be ancient aliens.
Mass Effect 2

One guy/girl fights indestructible death machines.
Mass Effect 3

 

[Andei]

Ni no Kuni II: Ex-president from another world mentors underage monarch in world conquest

Final Fantasy VII: Environmentalist violence against energy corporation escalates on account of mercenary involvement

Portal: Pseudoscience becomes life-or-death situation under automated supervision

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

LOCAL CHEF FLIPS THE FUCK OUT OVER LIVING BREAD-

I am Bread (News)

 

[Macintot]

A Bug's Life, but goth - Hollow Knight

 

[XanesFox]

Little girl on a massive ship just looking for something to eat. ~ Little Nightmares

Underappreciated mailman walking in the rain across country. ~ Death Stranding

Chaotic neutral Fowl wants your bells ~ Untitled Goose Game

 

[Username4245]

Man survives crash but is forced to survive against an alien ocean.
Subnautica

Three guys get back together to rob stuff.
Grand Theft Auto V

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

A bug's life, but humanity-

Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling