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The snake gives you clams and then everything goes downhill. At least we have pizza, or something.
-Omori

 

[Thanny]

The snake gives you clams and then everything goes downhill. At least we have pizza, or something.
-Omori

I have never played this game, but now I have a MIGHTY NEED to play it.

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

You keep getting guns, when all you want is happiness
-Borderlands 3

 

[salem.]

fnaf at freedysssss thats where i wanna be
-fnaf

 

[Macintot]

Yoshi's Island: Let Baby Mario cure any desire to have children

 

[Thanny]

A leaping man visits galaxies the size of planets to save a cake chef at the center of the universe -- Super Mario Galaxy.

 

[The Dreamer of the Lore]

Enter the dungeon, dont touch anything, dont put the torch there and dont read the book. I said dont read it! A great now you are a kleptomaniac.

Darkest Dungeon.

 

[Thanny]

Enter the dungeon, dont touch anything, dont put the torch there and dont read the book. I said dont read it! A great now you are a kleptomaniac.

Darkest Dungeon.

I approve. I so approve.

 

[boomer]

American tourist spends holiday in Russia, harasses wildlife and pranks local soldiers for fun
Metal Gear Solid 3

 

[Thanny]

That game where you get annoyed by someone wandering a market between two stalls instigating conversations only runaways can end.

-- Divinity Original Sin 2

Keeping it together, Bree?

 

[The Dreamer of the Lore]

Thank you! Floating random NPC text for that valuable clue!

Fallout Tactics.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Farm shit. Sometimes literally.
-Stardew Valley

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

American tourist spends holiday in Russia, harasses wildlife and pranks local soldiers for fun
Metal Gear Solid 3

SNAAAAAAKE EEEEEEAAATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[The Dreamer of the Lore]

The key to happiness is the friends we made along the way. No. The key to happiness is getting the trident to kill Poseidon!

Golden Sun the Lost Age

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

Travel across half of a CD just to blind yourself before you get to the final boss.

Golden Sun: Dark Dawn

 

[Vespere]

DIY operations brought to you by mannequin hands and plungers

Surgeon Simulator

 

[Macintot]

Send a mute orphan to fight a demon lord. Sure, that'll go well. (It actually does somehow.) - Ocarina of Time (and probably most other Zelda titles

 

[PurpleTrees]

Blonde sibling of your choice goes on an adventure with a space loli to find other sibling who was taken by rubix cube god
- Genshin Impact

 

[Skulloco]

Kill some monsters in a racist city and find out religion is the problem then you become a squid.
Bloodborne.

 

[Macintot]

What do ya have to say to that, PETA?
- Pokemon Black/White

 

[PurpleTrees]

What do ya have to say to that, PETA?: The Sequel
- Pokemon Black 2 and White 2

 

[BackSet]

Here's what PETA had to say.
- Pokemon Black and Blue

 

[PurpleTrees]

PETA's only game that isn't a parody of an another game involving animal abuse
- Kitten Squad

 

[Funnier President]

Murder Mystery but you actually cry

-Danganronpa

 

[PurpleTrees]

Mom, can we have legos?
No honey, we have legos at home.
Legos at home:

- Roblox