Futuristic Agent of Maniacles OOC and Characters

[Darkling0096]

Sam: So, I finished those- Owl, your feet are sticking out.
Owl: How'd you know?
Sam: I'm not blind.
Conversation occurs with Owl wrapped in a blanket.
Kotsu: It's not what it looks like!
Sam: Dude, it's not my responsibility whose bed you share. I've got my own problems, like building something for Carmille when she returns.
(Side note, I wasn't actually planning on doing that, but now I kinda want to and I don't know what Carmille would want.)

 

[Kinggunlucky]

Sam: So, I finished those- Owl, your feet are sticking out.
Owl: How'd you know?
Sam: I'm not blind.
Conversation occurs with Owl wrapped in a blanket.
Kotsu: It's not what it looks like!
Sam: Dude, it's not my responsibility whose bed you share. I've got my own problems, like building something for Carmille when she returns.
(Side note, I wasn't actually planning on doing that, but now I kinda want to and I don't know what Carmille would want.)

Probably a big stable of humans for her to eat.

 

[Exzalia]

Dude. Kotsu is innocent as hell in his own ways. But I do wanna see Owl have to hide under his bed at one point. Or maybe have an awkward talk about what they are now. LOL

just posted, right now she has post D regret lol.

 

[Darkling0096]

See, that's something Sam can't do for a lot of reasons.

 

[Darkling0096]

just posted, right now she has post D regret lol.

A lot of booze fueled mistakes were made that night, by most of the party.

 

[KotaKotsu]

That is a good question TheAdept and Kinggunlucky can a mage and vamp baby make? Owl, you may have fucked up. Dionysus is gonna be hysterically pissing himself at this point. LOL

 

[Exzalia]

Owl. "No seriously can vampires and mages have babies?"

 

[TheAdept]

That is a good question TheAdept and Kinggunlucky can a mage and vamp baby make? Owl, you may have fucked up. Dionysus is gonna be hysterically pissing himself at this point. LOL

Straight from the GM and loremaster: Yes

 

[Darkling0096]

We might have a dhampir on the way

 

[TheAdept]

While I wait for the perfect time to make Clayton's introduction post to the mercs, I should work on that lore thread or enemy list.

 

[Darkling0096]

Dionysus: One day! You had my blessing for ONE DAY! And you go and get pregnant!

I suggest rolling a DC 16 save against insemination

 

[Kinggunlucky]

Well, there are gods, maniestations, demons, great horrors. I'm sure they would get offers for a Dionysus powered half vampire mage baby. Think about it. "Give me your first born and I'll give you..."

 

[Darkling0096]

Nooo not the double standards, Kotsu, you fool

 

[Darkling0096]

Well, there are gods, maniestations, demons, great horrors. I'm sure they would get offers for a Dionysus powered half vampire mage baby. Think about it. "Give me your first born and I'll give you..."

Plot twist, it's a miscarriage!

 

[KotaKotsu]

Kotsu might be my most tragic character ever created if something like that happened.

 

[Darkling0096]

At least he didn't have his bionic wiener bionic nut-crunched

 

[KotaKotsu]

But that's replaceable. Painful, but replaceable. LOL a child isn't.

 

[Kinggunlucky]

I feel like Owl's Dionysus blessed womb could carry a child with little issue. It'll have like a little drinking hat on with two beers built into while its inside her.

 

[Darkling0096]

Sam, with her fully stocked workshop that she blew half her paycheck on:

 

[Spoiled Bread]

I am curious about the metal dong's extra utility. Can it spin like a drill? Can it thrust by itself like a pile driver? Can it shoot laser and store grenade? That would be a hella new experience.

 

[Darkling0096]

I am curious about the metal dong's extra utility. Can it spin like a drill? Can it thrust by itself like a pile driver? Can it shoot laser and store grenade? That would be a hella new experience.

I never thought I would want to know if a ding-a-ling could be a laser weapon or grenade launcher before now

 

[Kinggunlucky]

I am curious about the metal dong's extra utility. Can it spin like a drill? Can it thrust by itself like a pile driver? Can it shoot laser and store grenade? That would be a hella new experience.

I'm sure Fizzy would oblige Aria.

 

[TheAdept]

Plot twist, it's a miscarriage!

Actually if it's a mage and a vampire they have a 100% chance of successfully procreating.

Congratulations Owl and Kotsu!

 

[KotaKotsu]

Oh. LOL. WELP.

Exzalia

 

[Kinggunlucky]

Did Kotsu wear protection?