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Futuristic Agent of Maniacles OOC and Characters

Soooooooo
Who had the worst backstory so far? Everyone vote.
If you cant pick just imagine which you would least like to happen to yourself.
 
Soooooooo
Who had the worst backstory so far? Everyone vote.
If you cant pick just imagine which you would least like to happen to yourself.

We about to get a little personal here, but I've already experienced Owl's, so uh, -5/10 would not recommend. LOL
 
I know she's my char so I'm biased but...ya def owl. Yall had your truama as adults

well accept for Quentin
 
K combat post

Carmille hp is ???? (Lix's idea not mine, sneaky bastard is planning something.)

Carmille takes 50 damage from yellow owls op mental blasts, but returns 50.

Joe1 gets stabbed and takes 20 damage

Sam unleahses lots of Bots I assume? they fire lazors dealing a total of 30 damage.

Denton takes 85 damage.

Aria's hand gets shredded, she takes 20 damage from the kick regens 5

Blue Owl gives kotsu some blood he heals 50 hp

Yellow Owl hp 50

Joe1 hp 80

Denton hp 15

Aria hp 85 missing a hand

Kotsu hp 51

I think thats it.



I think thats everyone
 
K combat post

Carmille hp is ???? (Lix's idea not mine, sneaky bastard is planning something.)

Carmille takes 50 damage from yellow owls op mental blasts, but returns 50.

Joe1 gets stabbed and takes 20 damage

Sam unleahses lots of Bots I assume? they fire lazors dealing a total of 30 damage.

Denton takes 85 damage.

Aria's hand gets shredded, she takes 20 damage from the kick regens 5

Blue Owl gives kotsu some blood he heals 50 hp

Yellow Owl hp 50

Joe1 hp 80

Denton hp 15

Aria hp 85 missing a hand

Kotsu hp 51

I think thats it.



I think thats everyone

Oh she gave him blood? Oh shit, I gotta edit the post I made then! I'm functional!
 
Dude, it's no sweat. You didn't do it. I just hope the fucker's dead or being tortured somewhere.

Well, still. An apology felt needed. No one should have to deal with that.
I also have to apologize cause I sort of have a fucked up joke i tell about the subject. I'm just saving it in case I ever do stand up.

I do random stand up writing in my bored times lol
 
Well, still. An apology felt needed. No one should have to deal with that.
I also have to apologize cause I sort of have a fucked up joke i tell about the subject. I'm just saving it in case I ever do stand up.

I do random stand up writing in my bored times lol

Bro, I've made similar jokes. The entire experience was a pain in my ass. LOL
 
Dude, forget about it guys. It happened in the past. Ain't no point drudging on it now. What happened, happened. Can only look forward to a brighter tomorrow.

Lol dis dude drops this fucking bomb and expects not to be showered with love and support?

What did you think we would be like...k den and thats it?

Nahh dog, we gonna support the shit out of you.
 
Lol dis dude drops this fucking bomb and expects not to be showered with love and support?

What did you think we would be like...k den and thats it?

Nahh dog, we gonna support the shit out of you.

Listen man, I've had my share of licks in life. Coulda been worse though. Thankfully, it wasn't. So I'll take my blessings as I got em. Good friends, decent life, amazing daughters, and I learned self-defense after that. MMA and some sword and knife play along with how to mix chemicals.
 
Bro, I've made similar jokes. The entire experience was a pain in my ass. LOL

Lmao. At least you're good about it. Doing good in life.

I tell people nobody ever wanted to molest me cause I had such a hairy ass. Ya know? Unattractive. I was like a little caveman and it only got worse after puberty. I was un-molestable. It would have been like trying to navigate their dick through a dark brown forest.
 
Lmao. At least you're good about it. Doing good in life.

I tell people nobody ever wanted to molest me cause I had such a hairy ass. Ya know? Unattractive. I was like a little caveman and it only got worse after puberty. I was un-molestable. It would have been like trying to navigate their dick through a dark brown forest.

Well, buddy, it just takes the right piece of shit to come along for that not to matter. 😂😂🤣🤣
 
Well, buddy, it just takes the right piece of shit to come along for that not to matter. 😂😂🤣🤣

True, but my ass is pretty hairy. It's like a defense mechanism. I imagine if any dick got near the zone it would get all tangled up, ya know?

I mean I've lost quarters in there, bars of soap, and some even believe there is a tribe of miniature people in my ass hair that have never seen a white man.
 
True, but my ass is pretty hairy. It's like a defense mechanism. I imagine if any dick got near the zone it would get all tangled up, ya know?

I mean I've lost quarters in there, bars of soap, and some even believe there is a tribe of miniature people in my ass hair that have never seen a white man.

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 you're a fucking clown.
 

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