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So do I.

Or I did.

I feel like mine wore off somewhere along the way, but they used to hook me up to breathing treatments and all during my childhood. Almost died when I was a baby, but I have no memory of that.

Same dude, minus the almost dying. It went away. I was told it could come back at any time.
 
Bro, the joke is like ten minutes in.

After clearing Liar's Berg, Hammerlock tells you he's going to turn off his electric fence and let Claptrap come get his eye reinstalled. The fence is not off, and the shock makes Claptrap reboot, giving enough time for Hammerlock to say "Sorry about that, but when Claptrap speaks I feel my brain cells committing suicide, one by one." And smashing the eye back on. Claptrap wakes up, calls you ugly, and you're reminded how retarded this robot is.

I asked who let Claptrap on your computer, since I just lost brain cells.

C'mon, man, Carmille got that joke, and she's not even here.
 
Bro, the joke is like ten minutes in.

After clearing Liar's Berg, Hammerlock tells you he's going to turn off his electric fence and let Claptrap come get his eye reinstalled. The fence is not off, and the shock makes Claptrap reboot, giving enough time for Hammerlock to say "Sorry about that, but when Claptrap speaks I feel my brain cells committing suicide, one by one." And smashing the eye back on. Claptrap wakes up, calls you ugly, and you're reminded how retarded this robot is.

I asked who let Claptrap on your computer, since I just lost brain cells.

C'mon, man, Carmille got that joke, and she's not even here.

Eh, just didn't remember it.

Also out of all the major media entertainment outlets video games are probably the one I least will remember. I know a lot, don't get me wrong, but it is by far the least I'm knowledgable. I play games in general the least. I used to play more, but it's what I cut out of my life when I made the commitment to really up my game when it came to writing and just generally getting my life together more.
 
Btw, it's really not worth finishing. The Vault is just a big ass rock Eridium lava dragon, Angel is a Siren, and Jack's daughter. Roland, Jack, and Angel die, and it's all just a set up for what I wholeheartedly believe is a hybridization with TF2 and Overwatch in Borderlands 3
 
Neither have I. I don't usually like FPS games unless I can dual-wield full autos. That's why my best class in COD always has akimbo KAP-40s or the equivalent, and I only play Gunserker in Borderlands 2

Edit: fucking auto-correct
 
My favorite games/game series were always

Bioshock, Kingdom Hearts, Metal Gear, GTA, Red Dead, New Vegas, Skyrim, Jak and Daxter - most things by Naughty Dog, God of War (mostly just 4. First three are okay).

I like a lot of indie chill games too like A Night in The Woods, Life is Strange etc
 
Eh, I practically live under a rock. Minecraft (still on the aquatic update cuz hardware limits) Skyrim, COD BO II + AW, and occasionally DB Xenoverse. Except for COD and Minecraft, I've got a story and goal figured out before I've even left Character Creation. And that's how you get a lesbian Majin named Pepti, cuz it was the closest I could make to a slime golem, and a half nord im-too-bored-to-make-up-a-name-so-i-just-used-mine lycan who wants to kick Tulias AND Ulfric in the dick. Ulfric for getting him arrested on his walk back home, and Tulias for trying to have him executed for walking home.

Welcome to my brain. Do not feed the animals. If a lamia approaches you, walk away and pray she doesn't think you're hot, but if it a lamia of the transformed class, protect her they are too adorable. If a dragon approaches you, climb on it's back. If you are handed a dragon egg, Chuck it at the nearest loser. If a pair of purple demi-dragon twins, boy and girl, approach you, they are incestuous and there's a fox shapeshifter somewhere. If you see a dark-haired girl crying in the corner, do not approach her, she is possessed and will eat you in a heartbeat. If a girl with white hair and red eyes approaches you and offers you a pearl, accept only if you're cool with being Dualong's bitch.

This is my brain. Welcome to my world.
 
Lol, yeah.

Yellow: It's not blue's faul-
Sam: I don't get mad, I get even. *explosion heard, pieces of Blue fall from the sky like rain*
 

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