Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
No miscegenation here kids, move along. 
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Fantasy Aether: The Age of Light OOC [being rebooted]
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Keidivh
Warrior with the Silver Eyes
Gotcha, no babies for Belegor if he goes interracial
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
Poor B-man.
Keidivh
Warrior with the Silver Eyes
He just wants to love
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
But it looks like he got the celibate trait from Crusader Kings 2!
Keidivh
Warrior with the Silver Eyes
Well at least he's not-SON OF A BITCH HE'S POSSESSED NOW!?
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
His daughter's the child of the Devil?!
Keidivh
Warrior with the Silver Eyes
*My liege, I've discovered a plot where your daughter plans to kill you.*
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
"Your son has already fallen victim sir, you know, the Genius one with 24 Martial?"
Prrrgadilly
True Gramarye
Avari
wait, so where do baby dwarves come from?
Prrrgadilly
True Gramarye
Avari
the wording in the CS is actually not as... artistically liberal as I was being. He literally only has perfect 20/20 vision in daylight.and because y'all post entire novels in the OOC whenever I'm gone...
- Yeah I know Markku isn't immune to a headshot
- I understand how a hired assassin would try to hide. That was my big head just boasting too much.
- Markku wouldn't fire magic into a crowd, but he would have the attempted assassin followed, captured, and interrogated (read: tortured mercilessly until they confessed every misdeed in their life). That is all if he sees who did it.
- I can't speak for any other mages we may meet, but there is no way Markku is "curb stomping a small group". The cost to call a bolt big enough to do it would leave him bedridden for days, and drain his mana way too much.
- Unlike other mages, Markku has very little control over his powers. Lightning is actually kinda hard to control. Comparing his unique brand of magic to any other mage's is like comparing a bamboo forest to the Amazon.
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
Can you grow baby orcs in your garden?
Keidivh
Warrior with the Silver Eyes
*This leaves your only heir as your Slow son who wants to make a horse his Chancellor.*
Avari
Four Thousand Club
I do worry some people get lost in the OOC sometimes. It's awfully chatty, not sure what the standard is for this site.
I'll PM people occasionally, make sure they're happy.
I'll PM people occasionally, make sure they're happy.
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
"And he's betrothed to a woman who at this very moment, just became Queen of Burgundy, so she doesn't want the marriage unless its matrilineal, and you have no more sons."
Keidivh
Warrior with the Silver Eyes
*And you've just suffered a grievous wound in a battle your king sent you into with no hopes of winning, leaving the Spymaster who's wife you slept with as regent.*
Prrrgadilly
True Gramarye
but how do they get IN the hole?
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
"With a plot reaching into the 500th percentile, so you're as good as dead...and I want to be Chancellor."
Avari
Four Thousand Club
Ask your parents
Prrrgadilly
True Gramarye
hey, human babies are easy to make. There are literally millions of them. Dwarven babies are apparently a precious commodity, and I want to know why. Be a dear and help a poor fella out, would'cha?
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
What's the difference between a joke and a Dwarve? Your mom can make a joke.
Keidivh
Warrior with the Silver Eyes
I don't think Dwarfs have any issues making babies, it's just that so many Dwarves have died it's difficult to repopulate
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
They need to have their own Dwarven version of the Beachmaster.
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