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Fantasy Aether: The Age of Light OOC [being rebooted]

hey, human babies are easy to make. There are literally millions of them. Dwarven babies are apparently a precious commodity, and I want to know why. Be a dear and help a poor fella out, would'cha?
Clearly, Dwarven women aren't exactly the most... Beautiful of the races, if you catch my drift. That, and the fact that it's probably really hard to get one pregnant, and you've got a rather reduced population to begin with. Tack on losing a majority of your race in a war against one of the fastest reproducing fantasy race ever, and you end up with a lot of dead dwarves, and almost no new dwarf babies.
 
I don't think Dwarfs have any issues making babies, it's just that so many Dwarves have died it's difficult to repopulate
There's also the problem of a small population. Because of the small population, incest and all the horrible genetic diseases that come with get tacked onto the dwarves. By this point in time, every dwarf alive is probably related in some way.
 
Clearly, Dwarven women aren't exactly the most... Beautiful of the races, if you catch my drift. That, and the fact that it's probably really hard to get one pregnant, and you've got arather reduced population to begin with. Tack on losing a majority of your race in a war against some of the fastest reproducing fantasy race ever, and you end up with a lot of dead dwarves, and almost no new dwarf babies.
Who you calling not beautiful!?
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There's also the problem of a small population. Because of the small population, incest and all the horrible genetic diseases that come with get tacked onto the dwarves. By this point in time, every dwarf alive is probably related in some way.
Since this is fantasy, maybe we can do away with those disturbing details xD
 
so, what dwarves need is to have a big get together where all the dwarves in either meet up in Dul cant remember the full name lol) and someone develops a really powerful aphrodisiac to basically spray the city with an wait. Lather rinse and repeat every decade or so until the desired result is reached.
Who you calling not beautiful!?
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sexy to me. would totally bone.
 
I've seen bearded dwarf women. A lot of fantasy settings I've encountered have bearded dwarf women.
No bearded ladies damnit xD

so, what dwarves need is to have a big get together where all the dwarves in either meet up in Dul cant remember the full name lol) and someone develops a really powerful aphrodisiac to basically spray the city with an wait. Lather rinse and repeat every decade or so until the desired result is reached.

sexy to me. would totally bone.
Let's make that a quest
 
"You'll be given 100,000 gold if you bone this Dwarven lady; don't worry, you wouldn't get her pregnant if you tried."
 
bearded dwarf lady?
would probably still bone
Hell, I'm pansexual the outside isnt really THAT important.
Yeah, but this is about the dwarves feelings. Doubtless a male dwarf would find it rather uncomfortable to be makin' babies with a gal whose beard is longer than his.
 
Yeah, but this is about the dwarves feelings. Doubtless a male dwarf would find it rather uncomfortable to be makin' babies with a gal whose beard is longer than his.
these ARE dwarves. They'd probably be bragging how their wife's beard is better than the next guy's wife or hell even the next guy.
 
Clearly, Dwarven women aren't exactly the most... Beautiful of the races, if you catch my drift. That, and the fact that it's probably really hard to get one pregnant, and you've got a rather reduced population to begin with. Tack on losing a majority of your race in a war against one of the fastest reproducing fantasy race ever, and you end up with a lot of dead dwarves, and almost no new dwarf babies.
We have established that dwarves can only make children with other dwarves. Wouldn't it make biological sense that their minds are evolved to be attracted to members of their own race, ones that they can actually reproduce with? It is the same reason as to why humans are only attracted to humans, dogs to other dogs and etc. So by that logic, while you might not like a dwarven woman, a dwarf male or whatever dwarf that is attracted to dwarven women would love to pound that shit.
 
Yeah, I get where you're coming from buddy. We're discussing an awful lot of stuff on here aren't we? :)
 

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