Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire RP (Game of Thrones)

[Archon]

Join Team Siegfried?
we have a dragon egg (soon)

Maaaybe...


Considering I gave Rory a Dragon Helmet, that is definitely a possibility!

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Also Corbis owns a few brothels and businesses in KL. as well as raking in loads of money from his fighting pit

 

[Mion]

Also Corbis owns a few brothels and businesses in KL. as well as raking in loads of money from his fighting pit

Competition?!

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Competition?!

Yep!


Follow King Corbis and he will do the following!


Legalize Slavery!


Legalize Incest!


Make a law saying Corbis must have his way with all noble women before their wedding nights!


Legalize fighting pits!


Legalize ALL THE DRUGS!


Lower taxes!


Add his horse to the small council!


And more!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Viserys and Corbis have quite a few similarities, agenda wise.

 

[TheFordee20]

Yep!
Follow King Corbis and he will do the following!


Legalize Slavery!


Legalize Incest!


Make a law saying Corbis must have his way with all noble women before their wedding nights!


Legalize fighting pits!


Legalize ALL THE DRUGS!


Lower taxes!


Add his horse to the small council!


And more!

I'll only vote for him if he builds a wall around Dorne.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

And here's a quick question - Corbis and Kuvira are both 21, are they twins? Is this like. . One of those "There are two daddy" deals?

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I'll only vote for him if he builds a wall around Dorne.

Dorne has hot women. He can't do that if he wants the best harem ever.

Viserys and Corbis have quite a few similarities, agenda wise.

They really do.

And here's a quick question - Corbis and Kuvira are both 21, are they twins? Is this like. . One of those "There are two daddy" deals?

Kuvira is a bastard, Corbis is not.

 

[TheFordee20]

And here's a quick question - Corbis and Kuvira are both 21, are they twins? Is this like. . One of those "There are two daddy" deals?

CORBIS IS 21!?


FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS PICTURED A REALLY OLD, REALLY OVERWEIGHT MAN.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Dorne has hot women. He can't do that if he wants the best harem ever.
They really do.


Kuvira is a bastard, Corbis is not.

They have the same mother though.

 

[Archon]

I'm just sayin', going by Braedon's logic, he isn't king, but Rory is.
Light of the Seven is also my go-to theme for this battle. I'm gonna have to reread the related posts to this, after the fact.

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Take your pick, I alternate between the two!

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

CORBIS IS 21!?
FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS PICTURED A REALLY OLD, REALLY OVERWEIGHT MAN.

Nope. Corbis is 21. Read his Cs again.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

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Take your pick, I alternate between the two!

The first one is so killer.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

I'm alive again. Vaguely. Partially dislocated my patella and torn the midial ligament, so I've got shitall better to do but be on my computer for a good while.


Arryns are jobbing hard this tourney, from what I'm hearing and seeing. Trevir getting injured in a melee against a random?


Also, I'd like to weigh in and say that I'd support either Roland naming Kylie or Cayden naming his horse.


And you're damned right Aerea was incestuous, accidentally. Have we figured out what relation Ser James and Ser William have to each other? William is James' uncle, maybe?

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I'm alive again. Vaguely. Partially dislocated my patella and torn the midial ligament, so I've got shitall better to do but be on my computer for a good while.
Arryns are jobbing hard this tourney, from what I'm hearing and seeing. Trevir getting injured in a melee against a random?


Also, I'd like to weigh in and say that I'd support either Roland naming Kylie or Cayden naming his horse.


And you're damned right Aerea was incestuous, accidentally. Have we figured out what relation Ser James and Ser William have to each other? William is James' uncle, maybe?

Trevir is fighting Ravenna.

 

[TheFordee20]

I'm alive again. Vaguely. Partially dislocated my patella and torn the midial ligament, so I've got shitall better to do but be on my computer for a good while.
Arryns are jobbing hard this tourney, from what I'm hearing and seeing. Trevir getting injured in a melee against a random?


Also, I'd like to weigh in and say that I'd support either Roland naming Kylie or Cayden naming his horse.


And you're damned right Aerea was incestuous, accidentally. Have we figured out what relation Ser James and Ser William have to each other? William is James' uncle, maybe?

The fact they were cousins isn't as bad, I guess. Still pretty ew, but, not as ew as if they were like half-brother/half-sister.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I'm alive again. Vaguely. Partially dislocated my patella and torn the midial ligament, so I've got shitall better to do but be on my computer for a good while.
Arryns are jobbing hard this tourney, from what I'm hearing and seeing. Trevir getting injured in a melee against a random?


Also, I'd like to weigh in and say that I'd support either Roland naming Kylie or Cayden naming his horse.


And you're damned right Aerea was incestuous, accidentally. Have we figured out what relation Ser James and Ser William have to each other? William is James' uncle, maybe?

OH GOD A GHOST!

 

[WanderingJester]

I'm alive again. Vaguely. Partially dislocated my patella and torn the midial ligament, so I've got shitall better to do but be on my computer for a good while.
Arryns are jobbing hard this tourney, from what I'm hearing and seeing. Trevir getting injured in a melee against a random?


Also, I'd like to weigh in and say that I'd support either Roland naming Kylie or Cayden naming his horse.


And you're damned right Aerea was incestuous, accidentally. Have we figured out what relation Ser James and Ser William have to each other? William is James' uncle, maybe?

Yay! You're back (sort of)! I'm sorry to hear about your injuries. I hope you heal quickly ( )


Unfortunately yes. If you're feeling up to come back, we can have an official fight with Trevir. On the other hand, if not, he'll have a tragic accident with the first round that leaves him in a coma :/

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Wait, what? Aerea and Ser James were related? How so?

 

[TheFordee20]

Wait, what? Aerea and Ser James were related? How so?

Well, Aerea's father is William Thorne. Which I only discovered today whilst scoping the character sheets. Ser James was a Thorne. So they, unknowingly, participated in incest.

 

[Mion]

The fact they were cousins isn't as bad, I guess. Still pretty ew, but, not as ew as if they were like half-brother/half-sister.

Tywin married his cousin

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Well, Aerea's father is William Thorne. Which I only discovered today whilst scoping the character sheets. Ser James was a Thorne. So they, unknowingly, participated in incest.

That's literally like, right out of a Greek play. Christ.

 

[TheFordee20]

Tywin married his cousin

Yeah, I know. I was just saying it was "ew" by today's standards.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Trevir is fighting Ravenna.

Eh, to get injured he'd have to lose, I think.

Unfortunately yes. If you're feeling up to come back, we can have an official fight with Trevir. On the other hand, if not, he'll have a tragic accident with the first round that leaves him in a coma :/

Well, if I'm back, he doesn't need to get injured at all. Since that was why he was getting injured, so he'd be out of the way while I'm gone. I'll see how much willpower I can muster.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

That's literally like, right out of a Greek play. Christ.

Fucking Oedipus Rex.