CrimsonEclipse
The One and Only
Did this giant lizard even know what she was saying? To Auriel, Ka'Sha looked quite drunk. In fact, Auriel concluded that she definitely was drunk. "Yes, I suppose we do know each other now..." Auriel answered, gazing at the curious little creature that dwelled on her head. Whatever questions Auriel had brewing in her head would be answered, however, as Ka'Sha introduced the tiny little griffin as Bim. Her face went slightly pink for a split second, as she gazed at Ka'Sha petting the adorable little rascal. "C-cute..." She whispered quietly, extending her hand to touch the baby griffin. Hopefully, he wouldn't try to bite her, since her gauntlet, and the rest of her armor was harder than adamantite.
Without warning, Ka'Sha suddenly grabbed both her and Auriel's wine cups and guzzled down both cups of wine, before slamming it down on the poor, innocent table once again, declaring that the wine was, well, shit. A statement, which Auriel agreed with. Eyes lighting up at the sight of another creature well-versed in alcohol, Auriel finally spoke up in a much clearer, confident voice. "Agreed. The least the guild can do is get a better wine that doesn't taste like zombie blood and sewerage water." She replied, happily taking the jar of alcohol which Ka'Sha had offered to her.
"Then you have yourself a bet," Auriel answered at Ka'Sha's challenge, and her declaration that she'd waltz into the Dark Forest naked if Auriel didn't get the slightest bit drunk. Putting the jar to her mouth, Auriel tilted her head backward, and similarly to Ka'Sha, gulped down the entire jar. Instantly, a wave of heat hit Auriel, burning her throat and boiling her insides. Perhaps gulping the entire thing down wasn't the brightest idea. Unfortunately, the fallen angel wasn't done yet. Grabbing the remainder of the wine, Auriel downed it all as well, before reaching into Ka'Sha's bag, grabbing out one last jar.
Whatever was inside those jars, two jars of that stuff, alongside a bottle of ale and wine finally did the trick. Auriel was already piss-drunk by the time she had finished the second jar. "Fuck me, this is good fucking shit!" She exclaimed, any trace of her quietness gone, replaced by a series of blasphemy and vulgarity that would never even invade Auriel's thoughts had she been even slightly sober. "You son of a bitch, you actually beat me!" She continued her relentless, and uncharacteristic assault of heresy. "Of course I'm going! I'm going to storm Turenval's fucking castle and put my foot up his arse!" She declared loudly, endangering herself to the possibility of rousing the attention of other guildsmen and severely sullying her reputation. However, that was an issue that drunk-Auriel couldn't care less about. "No demilich is going to stroll into Albion and all of Gaia and trash the whole place. In fact, I bet he's just sexually frustrated because he never had a girlfriend and got bullied as a kid because he had mental retardation. In fact, he was probably an accident because his mother was probably a ******************************* whore **************************************** dragon's **************************************************** hippopotamus ************************************* alcoholic ************************************************************ in a castle-turned sex dungeon far far away." After what seemed like an eternity, Auriel finally halted her desecration of the holy gift of language, that would make Faust proud, only to take a huge breath. "That old man locks himself in his study. I'm old enough to be your great-great-great grandmother's cousin's son's grandfather's dog's viking's death knight's daddy's lich's mom's fucking wet-nurse's mother. It hasn't been used in a while, but I remember where it is."
Ka'sha Stonejaw
Dining Hall
LostHaven
Dining Hall
LostHaven
Well if there was ever a worse drunk that Ka’sha, that title would certainly go to Auriel. At least the all the alcohol did, for now at least, was boost Ka’sha’s confidence and lessen her inhibitions. Auriel however turned pretty violent and a bit crazy. Ka’sha has no idea what she was saying, she had no idea who she was talking about, she has no idea what words were she saying, but she clearly understood that whoever it is, Auriel’s gonna kill them. Well, not that it did much to change Ka’sha’s impression of Auriel, who was she to judge when even she herself was drunk.
However, it was not all fun and games. Ka’sha leaned towards Auriel, grinning widely, then punched her in the face. Just a straight up jab towards the face. “I like you, but don’t you fucking dare touch my things without my permission.” She said as she downed another jar of alcohol, tossing one more to Auriel. “Ask nicely bitch.” Ka’sha pratically growling as a menacing grin appears on her face. Ka’sha did not attack again nor did she take up an offensive stance, but her muscles are tensed and her fists are clenched. She won’t throw another punch, not yet anyway, but she sure as hell won’t be caught off guard. She’s been in enough drunken brawls that she’s unconsciously expecting it. Sober Ka’sha’s nice enough to just ignore it and avoid confrontation, Drunk Ka’sha doesn’t give a rat’s ass.
“If we’re gonna get along after this, and I hope we do since I really like you, you don’t go through my stuff and I don’t go through yours yes?” She said, still maintaining her grin. “Oh, and I’m absolutely drunk right now, so I probably won’t remember punching you so don’t bother mentioning it. Just forget about it.” She said, giggling a little bit. Oh man, she knows she’s in trouble but she can’t help it. No inhibitions are the best inhibitions of all after all.