A Change of Heart

[IceQueen]

Mei smiled. "Oh, you would be surprised." She said, cracking her knuckles.

 

[Tenome]

"I would be surprised. You're like 90 pounds, and Brad is like 300 pounds of pure, unadulterated, steroid-pumped muscle and sexiness. It's unrealistic for you to best him."

 

[IceQueen]

Mei chuckled. "You think I weigh 90 pounds." She said, patting his head. "That's cute." She said.

 

[Tenome]

"Just saying. In Brad's arm could fit at least four of yours."

 

[IceQueen]

Mei chuckled. "Girls have leaner looking muscles, but can be much stronger than they appear."

 

[Tenome]

"I don't care how lean your muscles are. Brad's built like a damn gorilla."

 

[IceQueen]

Mei smiled. "Alright then. If you talk big smack, why don't you arm wrestle me?" She said.

 

[Tenome]

"I'm not built like Brad. I suppose it's within the realm of possibility that you could beat me, therefore I won't even try. But Brad's another story." He turned his eyes back on the tv. "Just like Lumpy Space Princess. She's a whole other story, but she's my whole story."

 

[IceQueen]

Mei raised an eyebrow. "So you're life is like the one of lumpy space princess?? Must be nice." She said.

 

[Tenome]

"Well, my life isn't like LSP's because, you know, I'm not dating Brad." Izzy shrugged. "She just is my life. She's my dream girl."


He sighed dreamily, and Matty piped up. "Wait, I'm dating Brad, so I'm Lumpy Space Princess. Does that mean I'm your dream girl?"


"How did I ever hope to hide it from you? Yes, Matty, you are my dream girl." He looked over at Mei. "Who's your dream girl?"

 

[IceQueen]

Mei chuckled. "No one is close enough to try."

 

[Tenome]

Izzy chuckled. "I see."


Just then Brad reappeared from the kitchen. "Rolls!" He held the plate out to Mei and Izzy, who grabbed one immediately and bit into it.


He screamed. "It's mnmffn lava!"

 

[IceQueen]

Mei smiled and took one, chewing it. "It's good." She mumbled.

 

[Tenome]

Izzy glared at her. "Bfffttch," he moaned with his all but melted mouth.

 

[IceQueen]

Mei smiled, taking another one. She laughed at his face.

 

[Tenome]

He squinted at her before looking back at Adventure Time. A new episode was starting, and he gasped with delight. "Yes! A Fionna and Cake episode!"

 

[IceQueen]

Mei smiled. "Fiona is the best." She said, taking another pizza roll.

 

[Tenome]

"Mhm, actually Marshall Lee is the best. He's a bad boy with a black voice. My dream boy. Who is your dream boy?" Izzy waggled his eyebrows at her.

 

[IceQueen]

Mei blushed. "As I said, no one. But if it had to be anyone, I would say Prince Gumball." she said, eating another pizza roll.

 

[Tenome]

"Ugh, Prince Gumball is a goody two shoes, preppy piece of shizzlenit. How could you like him?"

 

[IceQueen]

Mei smiled. "Well he is nice, charming, and the closest thing I got to anything remotely handsome." She said.

 

[Tenome]

Every boy in the room responded with an, "Oh, burn!!!"


Izzy held up his hand in defense. "Woah, woah. Woah. You're going to hurt somebody someday."

 

[IceQueen]

Mei smiled. "I hurt you this morning."

 

[Tenome]

"That almost sounded wrong."


He watched as they attended Lumpy Space Prince's party. "Guys, guys, shut up, they are about to sing!!"

 

[IceQueen]

Mei smiled, humming along with Fiona, her voice almost matching her's.