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Nation Building 2028 A World of Strife (Modern)

[QUOTE="The Elusive Shadow]There can be no more quarrel between us since you are a fellow Monty Python fan. Now let us gang up on the bastardy English

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'Tis but a flesh wound!
 
[QUOTE="The Elusive Shadow]Since we are in the general mood of throwing insults around here's one for you my dear sir
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

[/QUOTE] GIVE US the Grail
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Well, guys; I have a date. With a real girl for once! Actually I have a steady girlfriend, but that's outside of the point. Ta ta for now, chaps!
 
Shireling said:
Well, guys; I have a date. With a real girl for once! Actually I have a steady girlfriend, but that's outside of the point. Ta ta for now, chaps!
Women are for pussies...


*secretly sobs in the other room*
 
[QUOTE="The Elusive Shadow]We want "Shrubbery" , because we are the knights who say "Ni"

[/QUOTE] Not the night who say NI....
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lcomstock4 said:
Cyber Warfare- Germany’s state of the art Cyber Warfare teams in secret begins a fresh wave of attacks on British facilities and infrastructure. Primary targets include the power grid and high tech research facilities.


Great Britain


German diplomat Abe Nitzch member of the CDU is dispatched to London on a diplomatic visa. He delivers one erie message to London “Leave Southern Ireland now.”
Thanks babe.

Yoghurt said:
I'm considering helping a side...just to gain some more war equipment I suppose...
Help the losing side! :D
 
lcomstock4 said:
Abe is a member of the rival party so if you kill him it helps me :) please kill him
Are you mad?!


You all want me dead, dead I say!


Kill a foreign diplomat?


Everybody already hates me.
 
Archon said:
Are you mad?!
You all want me dead, dead I say!


Kill a foreign diplomat?


Everybody already hates me.
No.... trust me no one will care lcom says with a sly smile *wink nudge nude*
 
lcomstock4 said:
No.... trust me no one will care lcom says with a sly smile *wink nudge nude*
what I should do, is launch nuclear strikes against the U.S, France and Germany.


Then switch to Japan.


:D
 
Archon said:
what I should do, is launch nuclear strikes against the U.S, France and Germany.
Then switch to Japan.


:D
No WMDs or the RP would end way too soon. Lets just pretend that everyone understands the concept of MAD. Because if you launch nukes at the US the US hits you and Russia hits US allies, it goes down hill
 
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lcomstock4 said:
No WMDs or the RP would end way too soon. Lets just pretend that everyone understands the concept of MAD. Because if you launch nukes at the US the US hits you and Russia hits US allies, it goes down hill
It's already going downhill for me.


I should drag everybody down wit me.


Just kidding.
 
Archon said:
It's already going downhill for me.
I should drag everybody down wit me.


Just kidding.
Losing war > Killing all Human Beings including your own people Lol
 
Archon said:
It's already going downhill for me.
I should drag everybody down wit me.


Just kidding.
Hey I have an Idea if Britain Falls Your govt. can seek refuge in India and we can do this


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hungrywolf431 said:
How unstable is South America ? Particularly Brazil and why is no one trying to be friends with General Salas :( India want to be friends?
would love to be friends but the only problem is you guys are revolutionary communists , any alliance will have to be done in secret.
 
Be warned, Bob, an Islamic Empire doesn't work based on history!


The Umayyad Caliphate tried. They had an Empire as large as the Roman Empire, it fell due to the strict rules, and regulations enforced.


The Abbasid caliphate tried. They overthrew the Umayyad's and ruled with much more leniency. But the Fatimid Caliphate - their rival - was for the Shia Muslims, the leniency made little difference.


The Ottoman Empire came the closest, and in truth it could have worked if they didn't have so many terrible rulers. But they were much more geared towards the acceptance of different religions completely, they were arguably less tolerant of Shiite than of Orthodox Christians.


But uniting Shiite and Sunni is as improbable as uniting Orthodox/Protestant and Catholic.


So, Iran; Good luck with mending the schism! You probably have the hardest ambition thus far.


(Unless we have any aspiring World Conquerors)


*cough* lcomstock *cough*
 
Archon said:
Be warned, Bob, an Islamic Empire doesn't work based on history!
The Umayyad Caliphate tried. They had an Empire as large as the Roman Empire, it fell due to the strict rules, and regulations enforced.


The Abbasid caliphate tried. They overthrew the Umayyad's and ruled with much more leniency. But the Fatimid Caliphate - their rival - was for the Shia Muslims, the leniency made little difference.


The Ottoman Empire came the closest, and in truth it could have worked if they didn't have so many terrible rulers. But they were much more geared towards the acceptance of different religions completely, they were arguably less tolerant of Shiite than of Orthodox Christians.


But uniting Shiite and Sunni is as improbable as uniting Orthodox/Protestant and Catholic.


So, Iran; Good luck with mending the schism! You probably have the hardest ambition thus far.


(Unless we have any aspiring World Conquerors)


*cough* lcomstock *cough*
Seljuks
 
[QUOTE="The Elusive Shadow]Seljuks

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The Seljuks were never an Empire. They were a Sultanate, not a Caliphate. :P
 
[QUOTE="The Elusive Shadow]Pretty close tough

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True, but they collapsed due to civil war after Alp Arslan's death. They barely lasted long, and actually oppressed the Abbasid Caliph as their vassal. They may have been close to an Empire, but a far cry from an Islamic Empire.


I love history. :D
 

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