Nation Building 2028 A World of Strife (Modern)

[Elucid]

I'm sure Canada will take your government in exile if it comes to that.

What if I give 2 tickets of Star Wars ep 12 2028 to President Blaise , will she be willing to you know back off.

 

[Archon]

We don't want to destroy Britain. Be a good chap, now. But we would like to see her military power diminished and perhaps see North Ireland ceded to the Irish. You see, my good man, if the French help Ireland, they're indebted to us, and it could be useful to have a friend across the Channel. So you see, old sport, it's nothing personal. We wouldn't like to see London burn. But war is war, you see. Atrocities do happen.

My response doesn't change at all.


You seem to really want this war.

 

[Shireling]

[QUOTE="The Elusive Shadow]What if I give 2 tickets of Star Wars ep 12 2028 to President Blaise , will she be willing to you know back off.

[/QUOTE]
That's a very good bribe. Blaise is a huge Star Wars fan.

 

[Elucid]

That's a very good bribe. Blaise is a huge Star Wars fan.

ok then it's settled .

 

[Shireling]

My response doesn't change at all.
You seem to really want this war.

War is not in the national interest. Ireland becoming a British territory again is also not in the national interest. It's a quandary, really, Mr. Prime Minister. We could talk about it over tea. Say! That's not a bad idea! Let's all talk about it over tea.

 

[Elucid]

War is not in the national interest. Ireland becoming a British territory again is also not in the national interest. It's a quandary, really, Mr. Prime Minister. We could talk about it over tea. Say! That's not a bad idea! Let's all talk about it over tea.

So what about Mr Thakur you guys just gonna leave him here?

 

[Shireling]

[QUOTE="The Elusive Shadow]So what about Mr Thakur you guys just gonna leave him here?

[/QUOTE]
I thought Indians drank blood from the skulls of Jews. I didn't know they partook of the tea.


I kid, of course.


Or do I?


Kali ma... *opens and closes hand*

 

[Archon]

War is not in the national interest. Ireland becoming a British territory again is also not in the national interest. It's a quandary, really, Mr. Prime Minister. We could talk about it over tea. Say! That's not a bad idea! Let's all talk about it over tea.

No.


The Tea is mine, stick to your quesant, Baguette!


*Puts on Top Hat*


Why, France is just dubiously inhospitable!


My, President Blaise is just the most absolute pinnacle of a wretched unwashed horned-beast to grace this good earth with her corrupted, distastes!


A plaque, a plaque upon thine fields!


A plaque upon thine kingdom!


A plaque upon thee!


*Adjusts monocle*

 

[Shireling]

No.
The Tea is mine, stick to your quesant, Baguette!


*Puts on Top Hat*


Why, France is just dubiously inhospitable!


My, President Blaise is just the most absolute pinnacle of a wretched unwashed horned-beast to grace this good earth with her corrupted, distastes!


A plaque, a plaque upon thine fields!


A plaque upon thine kingdom!


A plaque upon thee!


*Adjusts monocle*

I believe you mean a "plague," monsieur.

 

[lcomstock4]

Straight from my post-Great Britain- In Secret German diplomat Abe Nitzch member of the CDU is dispatched to London on a diplomatic visa. He delivers one message to Britain… we want all your strippers and the classy ones too…

 

[Elucid]

I thought Indians drank blood from the skulls of Jews. I didn't know they partook of the tea.
I kid, of course.


Or do I?


Kali ma... *opens and closes hand*

My God he knows *gasps*


The only inaccuracy is that the skulls of Jews aren't much in supply so we have to settle on other skulls of the non-Jewish type.

 

[Elucid]

[QUOTE="The Elusive Shadow]My God he knows *gasps*
The only inaccuracy is that the skulls of Jews aren't much in supply so we have to settle on other skulls of the non-Jewish type.

[/QUOTE]
*Dies of abdominal pain*

 

[Archon]

I believe you mean a "plague," monsieur.

WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF THIS ANY LONGER!


NEGOTIATIONS ARE OFFICIALLY POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!


I curse you, sir!


May thine kingdom fall, to rotten infections!


A day will cometh whence thou doth believe thy is safe.


From this day henceforth, mine sword shall aim to plunge through thy French machination.


Thy end doth near!

Straight from my post-Great Britain- In Secret German diplomat Abe Nitzch member of the CDU is dispatched to London on a diplomatic visa. He delivers one message to Britain… we want all your strippers and the classy ones too…

Thee will SUFFER for thy transgression against God's People!


The strippers of the U.K are NON-NEGOTIABLE!


How DARE thee make such an INSULTING, degradation of attempted 'diplomacy'.

 

[Elucid]

WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF THIS ANY LONGER!
NEGOTIATIONS ARE OFFICIALLY POSTPONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!


I curse you, sir!


May thine kingdom fall, to rotten infections!


A day will cometh whence thou doth believe thy is safe.


From this day henceforth, mine sword shall aim to plunge through thy French machination.


Thy end doth near!


Thee will SUFFER for thy transgression against God's People!


The strippers of the U.K are NON-NEGOTIABLE!


How DARE thee make such an INSULTING, degradation of attempted 'diplomacy'.

Yeah what he said .....


tell you the truth we don't understand anything he says we just go with it

 

[Spacekitty]

Iran also wants strippers

 

[Elucid]

Iran also wants strippers

I thought you guys were pious Muslims.

 

[Shireling]

Iran also wants strippers

Why are Iranian marriages so happy? The man gets a striptease every night.


Dem ankles...

 

[Elucid]

Why are Iranian marriages so happy? The man gets a striptease every night.
Dem ankles...

Since we are in the general mood of throwing insults around here's one for you my dear sir


"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

 

[Spacekitty]

You are all Infidels

 

[Archon]

[QUOTE="The Elusive Shadow]Since we are in the general mood of throwing insults around here's one for you my dear sir
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

[/QUOTE]
Hey, don't fight a battle of words with France.


They'll surrender before you finish your sentence.

 

[Shireling]

[QUOTE="The Elusive Shadow]Since we are in the general mood of throwing insults around here's one for you my dear sir
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

[/QUOTE]
I shall throw the Holy Hand Grenade at you. Three shall be the number of mine counting. And the number of mine counting shall be three.

 

[Spacekitty]

Funny.


Here me and shireling dint even interact in the RP and in another RP we are about to begin a holy war

 

[Shireling]

Hey, don't fight a battle of words with France.
They'll surrender before you finish your sentence.

Quite funny, my good fellow.

 

[Shireling]

Did you guys know I got eight thousand pounds from the Ministry of Silly Walks to develop my silly walk, this year? I usually get ten thousand. Budget cuts.

 

[Elucid]

I shall throw the Holy Hand Grenade at you. Three shall be the number of mine counting. And the number of mine counting shall be three.

There can be no more quarrel between us since you are a fellow Monty Python fan. Now let us gang up on the bastardy English