1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[sirenhead]

76. drop kick Venchi for beating you up

 

[5cookie]

77. Dump chocolate powder onto everyone in the store, preferably Nesquik chocolate milk mix. Make sure that Sirenhead and Venchi end up eating some (it’s pretty bad, usually)

 

[Venchi1986]

78. Taking inspiration from Cookie's chocolate power trick fill the store with powered coffee creamer and light a match.

 

[sirenhead]

79. drive over with dump trucks full of manure, and pour it at all the entrances

 

[Gabe]

80. Try to make a conga line with everyone in the store.

 

[Ayama]

81. Pull a Tannen and drive straight into the manure with an open-top car.

 

[sirenhead]

82. after someone drives into the manure, come riding in on a skate board playing the back to the future theme very loudly

 

[Venchi1986]

83 Release nine rabid raccoons into the store with the numbers 1 through 10 painted on them, having skipped the number 4 so that even after all 9 are caught they'll be looking for the last raccoon

 

[5cookie]

84. As all this is happening, scream the miraculous theme song at the top of your lungs as background music.

 

[Comicwolf]

85. Make a throne out of soda boxes (any favorite or all) and say "i am the king of soda you must pay me for piece of my throne"

 

[Venchi1986]

86. Do the whole "Kell loves orange soda" bit for every single bottle of orange soda in the store

 

[5cookie]

87. Go into the soup isle, And reenact “I’m At Soup”

 

[sirenhead]

88. dress up as engineer from tf2 and go to everyone that has bread in their cart, hand, or those who are in the bread aisle and say; " don't teleport bread! "

 

[TypicalHorrorMovieSlasher]

89. Putting melons in your chest and coconuts in your butt and run around screaming "I'm Kim Kardashian!"

 

[Venchi1986]

90. Dress up as an employee and tell anyone who asks you something to get the f out

 

[AngelCloud]

91. Go to the electronic section and make a fort out of video game systems saying "I'm the Queen of video games and you must beat me at one if you want a system"

 

[Wingazemot]

92. Walk in with bare feet dirty enough to leave footprints everywhere

 

[Venchi1986]

93. Set of every single sound making toy

 

[sirenhead]

94. take out every single bike i the bike section, and when some asks why you are doing it say " well how else do i know if it's the right one? "

 

[AngelCloud]

95. Walk in blaring the screeches of the FNAF characters as they jumpscare you

 

[sirenhead]

96. play it's been so long blasting loud while putting everything fnaf related in your cart

 

[Venchi1986]

97. Play the floor is lava and move through the store by jumping onto shelves, display's, people basically everything that isn't the floor

 

[Scheani]

98. Take a kiddie pool to the dairy section, raid the cereal section and make a giant breakfast.
optional: take all the spoons and offer to all

 

[katsch_99]

99. Test out all the electric toothbrushes on display by brushing your teeth, just to make sure they work.

 

[sirenhead]

100. tip over all the shopping carts inside the store, even if someones using it