1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[5cookie]

26. Dress up as a banana, go to the produce section, and start screaming, “WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS? WHY ARE YOU EATING THEM? SUFFER THE RAGE BANANA’S WRATH!!!” And other things about the fact that you’re related to the bananas in the produce section.

 

[Gabe]

27. Make a fort out of the shopping carts and wage war against the dude on the Toilet Paper Fort.

 

[LunarArt1]

28. Watch said war wage while telling people how the shoes you licked tasted

 

[fei]

29. Do the overnight challenge

 

[StrixDesmodus]

30. Sing old-timey worker's union songs at the top of your lungs.

 

[Scheani]

31. Steal all the power tools and run around yelling this is not a drill

 

[Misuteeku]

32. Commit titanic by slamming a shopping cart full of goods into the nearest person.

 

[StrixDesmodus]

33. Put expensive items in other people's shopping carts.

 

[Gabe]

32. Commit titanic by slamming a shopping cart full of goods into the nearest person.

32a: Instead of goods, put a sound system blaring "My Heart Will Go On" at full volume.

 

[5cookie]

35: Smack a sandal in as many people’s faces as possible

 

[CharmedRed]

36: take the bikes down for a ride around the store- make them chase you out lmao

 

[LyricalLyric]

37: Re-enact the war of 1812 using various props found within the store. Ideas include but are not limited to; using nerf guns, riding in the shopping carts as horses, or using pillows/mattresses from the bedding section as cover. Be sure to warn fellow customers "The British are coming!"

 

[Gabe]

38. Make an armor out of loaves of bread. Call yourself the Baked Berserker.

 

[StrixDesmodus]

39. Put unfrozen produce in the freezers.

 

[Gabe]

40. Stand in the produce section, laugh when people pick up the cucumbers. That weird laugh, you know. "Hehehehehehe..."

 

[Superfly47]

41. Burning all the clothes that aren't Pikachu.

 

[StrixDesmodus]

42. Making elaborate sculptures out of anything you can get your hands on. Bonus points if the sculptures block the aisles.

 

[Ilikepie]

43. Paint pictures of Pikachu on every item you see.

 

[Ayama]

39. Put unfrozen produce in the freezers.

44. Put frozen produce in the unfrozen produce aisle.

 

[Superfly47]

43. Paint pictures of Pikachu on every item you see.

Love that idea.

45. Trying to put Pikachu outfits on all the staff. They pretend like they don't want to, but deep down everyone wants to be Pikachu!

 

[Nano]

46. Use your rabbit overlord powers to unleash the might of your rabbit army upon the produce section.

 

[Ayama]

(Why is everyone attacking the produce section? xD )
47. Try on every single onesie they sell around Halloween season- without anything underneath.

 

[Gabe]

(Why is everyone attacking the produce section? xD )
47. Try on every single onesie they sell around Halloween season- without anything underneath.

(those vegetables are EVIL!!!)
48. Try on every single onesie they sell around halloween season - at the same time.

 

[5cookie]

49: force all the staff members to wear the onesies that they sell around Halloween season - Bonus points if they have built-in face masks.

 

[Ilikepie]

50: Block access to the produce section by having a yugioh duel with a staff member.