1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Wojak.]

242, Show up wearing a trollface mask and cover yourself in cooking oil, then flood the toilets.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

243: Waiter: How did you find your soup sir?
Customer: It was amazing.
Waiter: That's not what I meant and you know it.

 

[Yhmera]

244: (yes I did this)
Walk in dressed like someone out of brave heart during a battle scene.
We ran out of water. XP

 

[SnapePotions34]

245: Run around the store dressed in a crappy Kirby cosplay trying to eat all the food and screaming 'Poyo?'.

 

[salem.]

246: lure children into staff rooms with cake

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

247: encouraging shoppers to fight to the death as you blockade the exits

 

[Syfer]

248: Make sure every pie is purchased, and then start throwing them around at strangers screaming. “They said I couldn’t make it as a clown!”

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

249: Rip apart every book.

 

[CheshireMitsu]

250:
dress up as an old man dressed up as a baby and ask people to change your diaper

 

[Idea]

251: Loudly sing everything you think or say, as though you're in a musical.

 

[SnapePotions34]

252: Hack whatever sound system they have and blast 'All Star'.

 

[Idea]

253: Sing and dance along with the song that suddenly started blasting all over the store.

 

[Syfer]

254: Bluetooth with all the speakers in the store and blast ‘All star’ in sync with the overhead system.

 

[SharkBuckets]

255. Blockade every entrance and exit in the store, then loudly declare over the speakers that, "The 76th Hunger Games has just begun! May the odds be ever in your favor!"

 

[ScatheAriiasqDrayceon]

256.

Lean open bags of powdered sugar against the items in the front of the shelf so that it falls forward and covers people

 

[Clan Ize]

257

Tie up the workers and employees and hang them from the ceiling in the middle of the store suspended in air. Then let the customers see and slowly one by one hang them too. First comes the men then goes the children and then you take plastic containers fill them with water put thousands of goldfish into them and stick the woman’s head into them so they drown while being engulfed in annoying goldfish

 

[_Chrysanthemum_]

258: steal every dog that lives on your block and take them all into the store, release them, and then blast Who Let the Dogs Out over the speakers while dancing the hokey pokey

 

[That Mystic Writer]

259: Go onto Facebook and create a Karen group. Tell them to all come to Walmart. Then, unleash all of the Karens and let them take over. Just stand there, while the Karens are unleashing their power. Now, that's how you get kicked out of Walmart.

 

[Funnier President]

259: "Bite za Dusto", but just be biting peoples shoes

 

[Volkie]

260: Find the store intercom and blast porn into the microphone

 

[AngelCloud]

261: Let a herd of wild horses loose in the store

 

[Superfly47]

262: In the winter, flood the store. Turn the heating off so that the store floor turns into ice.

 

[AngelCloud]

263: Re-enact Jurassic Park using props from the actual movie inside the store to wreck it

 

[Volkie]

264: Activate the Improbability Drive at the in-store McDonald's

 

[Jannah]

Pull the fire alarm.