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Gloria King was the daughter of a successful Japanese businesswoman who married her American corporate counterpart, moving to New York and raising two children. When Gloria was seven they divorced, and she and her older brother were taken back with their mother to Japan, where they lived in...

that... is... an excellent question. yes. an excellent final question that i am going to answer right now: 2251 Oh shit oh shit oh shit you are fucked. You are 100% fucked. The last god damn question, too! Ok, stay calm, you can do this. You've bluffed your way past high school...

[RAUCOUS WRESTLING ENTRY PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE]

uh... what? w-why why would you think i would know that. i don't play that shit! fucking disney and jrpg white haired whatever nerds for pussies i don't even own a 2147sora rikku kairi aqua plus terra and xehanort who are currently the same person also yen sid who's retired and erauqs...

You physically stumble backwards. Did... did that just happen? You blink a couple of times. That. That just happened. Marvel! Marvel question. Fucking hell, Marvel question. Christ, X-Men, okay, you can do this, one second. 1576 cyclops! fuck cyclops! everybody on that list is a badass...

Okay! Cool. Test of Knowledge. Getting this one out of the way early, I guess, so that you can move on to more awesome ones later. That's nice of them, getting the nerd shit out of the way so that you can get to interesting things when it really matters. Yeah. totally prepared. lay it on me...

I'm back. Technical difficulties and all that.

CS: alright babe i'm gonna have to call you back. CS: this crypt is open now, the turtles popped it open now that i'm worthy. CS: sacred site i guess CS: it's a big, scary legend of zelda graveyard thing. CS: staircase into a big, gaping hole CS: all gross from the swamp and shit CS...

I just faded out due to real-life issues, so I'm just dropping out because I'm behind and need to focus on work. Sorry, all.

A little worn out from the mindless tasks, you try to mitigate your growing ennui by shmoozing the crowd, a plate of fish in one hand and three turtle-sized cups of some type of alcohol between the fingers of the other. It's an alright spread. 1320 Your phone goes off, and you flip it next...

I definitely apologize for the delays, my character is ready to go for tonight.

AND, BY THE GODS, IT WAS.

Slithering Slithering once again begins broadcasting its thoughts.[/hr] Apologizing, thinking requiring quieting causing creating. Returning, thanking waiting. Others, self creation enjoyment? Ingenuity, confirmation? Self admiration, admission.

Ah, hell, my first ACT since being gone and I fuck up the formatting. Percy, when you edit my post to add the effects, can you fix those tags and make it italics?

Slithering Wordlessly, Slithering gathers the divine essence that Belial had scattered across the planet, infusing it with the surrounding dirt, chemical, and primordial life. Taking chunks of rock from the land as well, Slithering crafts each into a mouth, ever hungry, ever vigilant, and...

oh. okay. um. i'm going to need a minute. Great. Fucking great. You wanted God of War, you expected The Sims, you got Farmville. A fucking 300-foot waterslide of expectations. You let out a heavy sigh, and turn back towards the villagers. well, it looks like i've got a little time to...

And, if anything, Red's Act just before yours would bounce your Act anyway: an Act connecting a planet's life to their God is a Law that affects the Gods.

Alright, current track for leveling up: Your Class grants you a basic Class Feature at EL1; something small, generally usable, and Title-based. General Buffs are going to become baked-in, but you can spend an Action to grant them to others; Debuffs across the board are going to become more...