"Ho traveler! Not many come down this path," says a man who appears to be their leader. "It's a dangerous one at that, so I can only assume you're mighty brave. Could I ask for your name?"
A stressed grin, fluttering eyes. "IT'S HAPPENED ONCE MORE. I MUST KILL THE GODS THAT KEEP DOING THIS...
ZEPHUS E-TELEGRAM
FROM: TT7AUTOMESSENGER
TO: ENCRYPTED
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As soon as the man begins to approach I prepare my magic missile, when the man reaches the door I magic missile the fucker while hooting and beating my free hand against my chest. "You got more than flies to deal with, fuckers!" I shout.