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  • You are a man. You are in Finland, trying to become a citizen. There is a woman there who is supposed to give you your papers. She asks you, "Are you nice?" "I suppose so," you say, and she points you to the end of the line of people waiting for their papers. "But I already waited through the line," you tell her. "Now I'm at the front."


    "But you forget," she says, walking you to the back of the line, "Nice guys Finnish last." 
    Verdana
    Verdana
    I would applaud so loudly


    With a huge, unwavering grin across my face
    I sound rude even when I'm being nice. People are like, "You don't need to say it like that!" Bitch I'm being nice just take it
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BODY


    I'M HAVING BAD CRAMPS
    Eyeless Jack
    Eyeless Jack
    I could make an awful joke right now but I won't.
    sealdust
    sealdust
    Ah that's terrible. I know what serious cramps are like. I regularly hit 8-9/10 on the scale of the most painful sensations I've ever experienced pretty much every month. Which shows you how bad the pain gets, because 10/10 is that time I woke up from major surgery with absolutely no painkillers in my system because the epidural slipped out. I hope your cramps nothing serious, though. It's better to have bad pain as a harmless natural reaction to something, than bad pain over something super serious.
    MY CAT IS ATTACHED TO MY SHIRT I GOTTA STAND UP
    sealdust
    sealdust
    But it would be cruel to separate the cat from its beloved shirt. The cat is so attached to it.


    (I'm just joking around. I do wish you the best of luck with standing up and having a wonderful day with your cat.)
    JujuBee
    JujuBee
    Your fate has been decided. Your shirt has been chosen and you are in no way allowed to move with the chance of disturbing the cat. This is your life now. A simple body of flesh with a shirt that was deemed the throne to the master.
    Seriously. Ugly misfit dorks on dragons trying to save their country. What's not to love. 
    Fable
    Fable
    Sounds a bit like How to Train Your Dragon, heh.
    Yo if you like Fantasy you should hella check out my Losers on Dragons interest check I just posted and see if it's up your alley
    Why am I not following you? I should be following you.
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    I don't know, man. I think I'm following you. Lmc


    Oh, I wasn't. I AM NOW
    Lord Pug
    Lord Pug
    I thought I was following you...but no. So I followed you.
    FUCK IT! I'M GONNA DO ONE GROUP RP AT A DAMN TIME AND I'M GONNA GM IT AND EVERYONE'S GONNA BE OKAY AND IT'LL BE FINE
    Elephantom
    Elephantom
    I bet 10-90 that it's going to live.


    ..


    10's a lot 'round these parts, y'know.
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    Eh. I don't care if it lives as long as I get to RP a little. 
    Elephantom
    Elephantom
    As long as you enlist some experienced hands. If you don't know what to do, then they'll probably know what has to be done, and if they don't, then y'all will probably just wing it.


    Winging it works, sometimes. And others, they just do jack shit.


    Still, it's either that or nothing.
    So I  want to make a big-ass group roleplay. Three big ass group roleplays, in fact. Here's my problem: 


    1) I suck as a GM and it takes so long for people to do bios that people lose interest by the time the RP starts and then there's not enough people


    2) I can't roleplay. I have writer's block AND my writing sucks ass lately. Yay


    3) Did I mention I SUCK as a GM? Someone help me
    Elephantom
    Elephantom
    can help you. I don't write shit, I don't take shit. And I've got way too much time on my hands to not be a good samaritan.


    [SIZE= 12px]Uhh, there's too much italic in there, eh?[/SIZE]
    Do you ever find really stupid warnings on things? Because I had a thermometer once that said "For oral, armpit, or rectal use." AND THEN


    AND THEN


    AND THEN


    It said, "Do not put in armpit or mouth after placing in rectum"


    Who the FUCK did that
    I have an entire shelf of manga, most of which I haven't read, which is dumb. Plus I need to read my library books. And my friend's book I borrowed
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    I have 9 shelves of books I haven't read and 8 shelves or 9 of books I have. So, a problem: I have a problem. (That's forgetting the books I have in my bathroom and the piles on my terrace and also the ones downstairs, of which there are several.) There will never come a point in my life where I will be able to read the books I own, and yet, I buy more. 
    Fantasy Addict
    Fantasy Addict
    Welcome to the life of a bookworm my dear nice of you to join the club. Its come to a point where I can't go into a book store even to use the bathroom without seeing at least 6 books I want to buy.


    (Btw im working on my reply it should be up tonight)
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    I've been a worm my whole life. But I used to read at least a book a week; it was never a problem. Now I cant read a sentence before my brain goes "brb, dying"


    Same ugh


    YAY YAY YAY @Fantasy Addict HURRAY
    It's so funny how I never go outside and joke to myself about being agoraphobic


    Bc yesterday I got stuck in a huge crowd...and discovered I actually am agoraphobic
    Can anyone read in Arabic? Just got a message to my IG and I have no idea what it says. Furthermore, IG won't let me copy/paste. Help me out?
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    You could always reply to the guy and say, "English or get out"
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    No way that's so mean!! I would never do that!! He probably is just trying to show me his cool car he sent me a picture of but I can't figure out what he's saying. 
    Count Gensokyo
    Count Gensokyo
    If this were another site, I would've posted an edgy reply.
    I am so upset about Riverdale. My grandpa read Archie. My mom read archie. I've read Archie. And yall are gonna tell us in the commercial that my favorite sweet, overeager idiot is now a psycho who murdered his love rival and other love interests twins, the two characters I specifically don't ship end up making out, there's a bunch of weird sex, and somehow Ms. Grundy is hot??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME


    I GOTTA WATCH THIS JUST TO SEE HOW BAD THEY FUCK UP
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    I know. WTF could that possibly have been up against that was bad enough that that was the best? The only good thing is, since they clearly don't care about pairing LGBT (Betty and Veronica KISSED. STOMACH TURNING)) Maybe Juggle and Kevin will get together. Yeesh
    Jean Otus
    Jean Otus
    I can't wait for the Stranger Things-esque Calvin and Hobbes that will undoubtedly follow next year. And the year after that the Kafka-esque Garfield show.
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    AHH NO


    WE ALREADY HAVE DARK GARLFIELD AND FUCK RUINING CALVING FOR ME UGH
    I low-key think my laptop is immortal. Let me just say: I have dropped it. It's been wet. It's been hot. The side hinge is off. One of the wires is broken and disconnected. It has viruses. The drivers seem shoddy. Last week, it made a "pop" noise and started smelling like burnt popcorn, so I figured, after 3-4 years, it's done. And I bought myself a new tablet for roleplaying to replace it: and it still hasn't died. I am amazed.
    Question: if one was a good writer as a kid because they read a shit ton of books, and now they've stopped reading books and their writing and self-esteem tanked super hard, the proper response is to take a break and read some books, right? That should fix it, right? How many books should I read? 10? 10 sounds good. How long will that take? A month?
    AThiefOfSpades
    AThiefOfSpades
    Yeah. You're right. I just...I can't do it right now.
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    Take your time, no ones holding a gun to your head saying you have to write, remember writing and roleplaying is supposed to be fun, if you're not having fun then it's more or an unnecessary chore.
    Squirrel Man Huey
    Squirrel Man Huey
    Agreed, this is a hobby not a job. Do it to enjoy it. I'll support you in taking a break, for what that is worth. :D
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