I'm taking some time off from my RPS. If you'd like to wait for me, then wait. If you have to go, I understand. I need to learn to concentrate again.
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Okay. NOW bedtime
WELP. BEDTIME
On today's episode of "something is wrong with my brain" I shouted "Cold!" when my cat touched my foot. It wasn't cold. It tickled. What is wrong with me
High-five for mushroom ice cream. I've eaten Smurf ice cream.
So random, so sorry: Your profile picture looks almost exactly like my dog XD Your dog (?) is adorable, by the way...
Is he a border collie by any chance?
I could eat a human at this point yall better watch out
I have more food cravings than the worst pregnant lady.
I keep having weird food cravings I want McDs and noodles.
I'm on the second fllor and my window just "popped". I THINK A GHOST IS TRYING TO BREAK IN
SAVE ME
All I did was look up the Kesha glitter boobs concert. The next thing I know I'm in the weird part of youtube with Lavagirl SJW memes trap music and a kazoo. WHAT
If people really get notified when others ignore them, I just confused 2 people I've never spoken to before. Sorry guys. It's nothing against you personally. I'm trying to figure out if my ignore function is working properly
NEVER SNEEZE WHILE PEEING
OOOOOOWWWW
I hella wanna make a super gay hosted project but it's just gonna die. Plus, I'd need like at least 32 people, and I just can't see it happening.
I think I need to go to a doctor. I got bit by some weird black bug with red on it that sort of looked like a tick and I ripped it off but it hurts BAD
like it's sore and it burns and I smell weird things, weird things
WHY WHENEVER I TRY TO LOOK UP PICTURES OF HOT GUYS DOES IT PULL UP PICTURES THAT LOOK LIKE MY DAD
EW EW EW
MY DAD IS NOT HOT, OK? CAN WE GET THIS STRAIGHT INTERNET
UGH
Bought a tablet since my computer is dying. I CAN ROLEPLAY
My computer is about to go down. How do I know this? "Pop" noise plus smell of burnt popcorn = OH NO
How I make my characters: a recipe
In one bowl, Mix Daddy Issues in thoroughly with a sense of self-deprecating humor.
In the other bowl, add a dash of depression and some gay shit. How about some anxiety for extra flavor.
Add honey for sweetness to taste. Mix two bowls. Cook at 475 degrees for an hour until burnt.
Ever start reading a comic book and you're expecting something and it's not what you get? Cause I was expecting some straight harem shit, but what I got was 6000% concentrated gay jokes, furry jokes, and the weirdest romantic relationship I've ever seen between 2 characters
To those currently waiting on me: sorry. Computer internet sucks. Can barely type on phone
I don't understand instagram anymore. *Posts super cute pictures of pets* -4 followers
*Follows a bunch of fashion, meme, fandim, and feminism pages; posts a picture of my tongue, and posts a picture of my belly* plus 135 followers and look, 55 likes on a picture of your gross belly!!
SO I GUESS IF YOU WANT TO BE POPULAR, JUST FOLLOW A BUNCH OF DUMB ENTERTAINING SHIT THEN EMBARASSED YOURSELF. COOL LESSON LEARNED
So, I totally think of myself as my cats parent. But if cats really see us as big dumb kittens, she thinks she's my mom, right? So she's my mom and I'm her dad. UHHHH
I love Wes so fucking much
UGH
I'm playing this stupid ass puzzle adventure game and one of the MCs, A, is in love with the other, B. Which passes me off because for someone who's supposed to be a detective, damn B, you are sure not noticing thus girl us into you. Maybe look for a new job?
As for A, what the fuck kind of person has this attitude of, "Oh, yeah, hey, I can totally track down a fucking cult who broke into my house, stole my family's priceless heirlooms, and kidnapped my brother BUT TELLING THE GUY I LIKE I LIKE HIM IS TOO SCARY"
UUUUUGGGHHHH. STUPID CHARACTERs -
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