You are a man. You are in Finland, trying to become a citizen. There is a woman there who is supposed to give you your papers. She asks you, "Are you nice?" "I suppose so," you say, and she points you to the end of the line of people waiting for their papers. "But I already waited through the line," you tell her. "Now I'm at the front."
"But you forget," she says, walking you to the back of the line, "Nice guys Finnish last."
"But you forget," she says, walking you to the back of the line, "Nice guys Finnish last."