Master tells me not to sit on the couch. But it's SO DANG COMFORTABLE!!!
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Just wondering... Can you sell a cat on ebay?
People say chocolate is bad for dogs. I think they just want it all for themselves.
Master asks me "who's a good dog?" Will I ever find out???
*throws a leek* "Idk. Fetch, doge."
DOG SPELLED BACKWARDS IS GOD!!! 0_0
When life gives you lemons... Squeeze it on yr dog food! SO YUMMEH!!!
I don't like the cone. Unless it is an ice cream cone!
Master gave me a flea collar today. :'(
I seek a new apprentice, to teach them the ways of the Dark Side.
Become my apprentice, Doge, and I promise you heaps of treats, and endless meals.
Mountain lions are scary! They make me puma pants!!!
There are felines everywhere!!! It's a cat-tastraphy!!!
I don't have much storage left on my computer, so my bark is worse than my byte.
I like my meat elevated when I eat it... So I raise the steaks. XD
I hear you humans have three meals a day. No fair!!!
Umm... I am? *whimpers*
Where does master get the treats from???
Purrr....
Cats are like potato chips cuz u can't just have one. Also they're delisous.
Cat repellant! Now only $5.99
A bloodhound has a great sense of smell. It always "nose" what's up.
I like it indoors. It gets pretty "ruff" outside.
I like the indoors. It gets pretty "ruff
They say it's a dog eat dog world, but I think it's a dog eat kibble world.
Everyone says dog is man's best friend. But i think it's the other way around! -
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