Is it a bad thing that Iv'e played through Undertale seven times now? I think I need professional help. XD
-
I probably won't be online for a little while today. (Mon Aug 22.) It's been a long weekend for me. It shouldn't be too long tho.
I tried studying organic chemistry but i had Alkynes of trouble. (Get it? Probably not unless you LOVE chemistry like me.)
A photon checks into a hotel. The manager asks, "do you need any help carrying your luggage?" He replies, "no thanks. I'm traveling light."
You, sir, are very talented at puns.
Especially dog puns.
My wristwatch broke today so I tried to fix it. It works again but it was very time consuming.
I relish the fact that you have mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
A book fell on my head today. I can only blame my shelf.
All pizzas are personal pizzas if you try hard enough.
Dog spelled backwards is God! Dog=God!!!
(Singing) Don't stop retrievin! Hold on to that feline!
A friend of mine (a pug) spent too much time in the snow last winter. He almost became a pugsicle.
Iron Man and Quicksilver should team up. They would be great alloys.
Super hyped for the update!!!I'll continue doing puns and ironic quotes tomorrow.
When does a dog say "moo"? When he wants you to hug him. (Never.)
*cringes* Dog puns.... Dog puns everywhere
Dogs have popular RPGs too you know. One of the most famous ones is "Undertail".
You know... Though I'm not exactly sure where I'm from, I may have been born in South Corgi-lina in the US.
I should be a handyman. I specialize in "roofing".
Yesterday I borrowed some money from the bank, but all of the power was out. "A loan in the dark."
Many people have asked me, "Mutts you hound us with these doggone puns?" The answer is yes.
I watched a movie yesterday, about prehistoric dogs. It was called, Jurassic Bark.
I have a friend who is a retriever. We're best friends fur-ever. -
Loading…
-
Loading…
-
Loading…
-
Loading…