Me: Hey! I have a halloween treat for you!
Girlfriend: Please don't.
Me: It's a kiss.
Girlfriend: Oh no.
Me: A HERSHYS'S KISS!!!
Girlfriend: Why am I dating you?
Derek hesitated, then slowly and cautiously approached the ghost. The ghost didn't move but he could tell it had noticed him. once he was only a few feet away he said, "Hi. I'm Derek. Can you... tell me your name?" The ghost shook it's head when he said this. Derek thought, Strange. Iv'e never...
Other people: I choose the red pill.
More other people: I choose the blue pill.
Me: I choose the green pill.
Other people: What does the green pill do?
Me: It allows me to ignore the insane amount of arguing about this topic.
Derek smiled warmly and said, "Sure. Areas with less ghosts might help us figure out why there are so many of them here. And... It might be a bit warmer too." He shivered a little as he said the last part.