"Well I WAS going to jump off this cliff while injecting battery acid, but I just heard Mario maker is coming to the switch..."
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The fact Sanji from one piece is incapable of hurting a woman in jump force makes me laugh so much.
That's like having me in a game but I when you pick my character I turn to the screen and shout "No one tells me what to Do!"
It's a shame my manga debut in jump was shit, I blame the artists and writers, I told them a boomerang hero would work better with adult audiences. They didn't listen.
Next time someone asks to use your bathroom, reply with...
"You must answer three riddles to me,
If you wish to poop or pee"
People think faster when they need to release a pressure, ask anything and you'll either get the truth or a good answer
I don't much care for Kingdom hearts 3...
I'll take all your confusion and hatred in the form of a Disney song, preferably Oogie boogie's
"You're joking, you're joking..."
So, ready to rap battle? We both have poetry emotion lets put this shit in motion my dude.
I need to learn not to take everything as if it were directed at me.
Fallout 76 wasn't made to piss me off,
Mumblerap wasn't shitted out to make me hate music,
The red lights aren't trying to make me stop,
Todd Howard at the next e3:
"I read on the internet that fallout 76 is the worst peice of trash ever developed in studio at Bethesda, and that each player contracted dysentery from it... well if it's on the internet it must be true"
*all the paid plants in the audience shit uncontrollably into nylon dufflebags and die*
My poor little boy heart has been split
As I get paid after Nsp have done their shit
Tickets and travel expenses and a place for the night...
All out of reach but in sight, my luck is more a blight, I could attend the show if someone delayed there flight,
But wishing for inconvenience isn't right
YouTube will flextape my broken heart,
And maybe I'll shitpost some rhyming form of art
Your previous avatar was creepy, not gonna lie. :p This one is cuter~
Oh gawd did you hear about Bethesda's newest fuck up?
Fallout 76 now gives each player dysentery. Pull your shit together Todd, you liar.
Those attractive people who live life on easy difficulty have no ideas of the hardships I endure on normal.
You imagine getting down and dirty with your partner while scar and the hyenas sing about being prepared?
It speaks a lot about raising a family, or just using protection in general.
Do I know you?
I think I’m gonna buy these 150 dollar vip tickets for NInja sex party... if Danny does not do improv with me or ninja Bryan doesn’t stab me. I may hurt someone in the crowd...
I think Van Gogh wasn't crazy, he just had a infected ear.
I'm actually kind of upset my little brother is using my old name and account to play fortnite
To the girl behind the counter who never actually charges me for what I buy...
GIRL,
how'd you get so fine,
GIRL,
I'd like you to be mine
Girl,
Im glad your not a snob
Girl,
Are you bad at your job?
Does giving away free shit tickle you bit?
Either way to me you're a hit
How’s it hangin my old time rhyme friend?
I'd like to order two large pizza's, one supreme and the other cheese. Send your most unarmed delivery man
I uh no longer have discord due to technical difficulties aha
Young Justice proves DC animated shits all over the competition
“Why are you watching six videos of nickleback’s hero? Argh, I’d have rather walked in on you masterbating.”
I just realised if the American government is still in shutdown during February NSP won’t be able to get flights to Australia......
A dwarf who is a mystic escaped from jail, a call went out that
“A small medium is at large”
To prove the power of flex tape, I cut my friendship in half! And then...
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