NeonFlow

NeonFlow

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  • NeonFlow
    Part like the red sea It's Flowiest D
    The elephant isn't elegant
    The dumbo in the room with me
    Hasn't a trunk or a way to fly
    as their hope starts to die
    I'm no dentist with a rifle, a knife, a bow or gun
    But hunting game with a tounge that brings fame
    That's my idea of fun
    Makes those pants fill with pee
    I barely try you see
    You can sing out in surprise, join that club
    Glee.
    Gee
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    I found that show shit,
    Never watched a full episode
    Only ever saw a bit
    But when the main threat is drinks being thrown,
    And a main girl who makes privates go grown
    I guess I missed my chance to rap and show them how it's done
    To freestyle when they practice, make their hearts run
    If you can read a deeper meaning, in this obvious written hit
    I wouldn't try so hard, I'm just typing while I shit
    NeonFlow
    I’m sure my Death will be mosquitoes, literally a black cloud around my house
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    Lemon eucalyptus oil is pretty good agains skeetos. Also a flame thrower
    NeonFlow
    I'm not crying,
    There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
    That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
    I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
    For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
    I'm not upset because you left me this way
    My eyes are just a little sweaty today
    NeonFlow
    "The rasengan is a high level attack where the user rotates chakra, compresses it into a ball, slams it into their enemy and then brags about it for months"
    NeonFlow
    "Fallout 76 will not be included in the worst games award because Neither of us played it as we are not idiots who bought the game"
    NeonFlow
    When the wife challenges you to a Pokémon battle instead of a children’s card game.

    “It’s time for a d d d d d divorce!”
    NeonFlow
    The birds and the animals may like you but Fairy tales aren’t real, of course some bitches will try to give you poison fruit and one of your dwarf friends who isn’t 6ft2 May try to help. But they certainly aren’t Prince Charming...

    He’s more interested in getting with that girl whose past out.
    NeonFlow
    "You best start believing in stories of invincible senile old men miss Turner, cause you're in one"
    NeonFlow
    How to surprise your significant other.
    Step one.
    have a meal prepared, bought or made yourself doesn't matter just that you both enjoy the food.

    Step two,
    is to slip away and return wearing a cosplay of yugi moto or mai Valentine from yugioh and challenge them to a duel in the bedroom.

    Step three,
    Play duel monsters.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    Or do nothing on valentines day.
    Everyone's expecting something right?
    Idea
    Idea
    If you ever have a daughter and they get a boyfriend, challenge them to a duel for her hand in marriage
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    This should be a tradition fused into Christianity aha
    Doesn't matter if it's a son or daughter getting married, someone has to win a duel.

    "Well I'm sorry Johnny, as is the rules of Pokemon we adopted, give me half the money you have on your person and you come duel me again when you think your worthy."
    NeonFlow
    As I stole lunch I was beginning to sense some judgement from these fools who don’t label their belongings or stand up to thieves.

    I decided then that maybe a casual smile, a friendly mask might help distract from my natural aroma of smoke and contempt.

    That or prepare my own food
    NeonFlow
    "You remember that time Morgan killed maybe one hundred lawman and looted each corpse in Valentine then rode his horse off a cliff thinking it was a hill? He must have made eighty dollars that day"

    "Shut up Marston."
    NeonFlow
    Be warned

    the next rp I make shall have a charismatic brilliant leader who all playing must look up to but whenever questioned about their tactics or ambitions he will reply with one of three sentences stretched out to a paragraph...
    "We just need faith/time/money"
    "Don't worry, I have a plan"
    NeonFlow
    It's a good thing Bruce Wayne was more scared of bats as a child instead of murderers hiding in alleys.
    Otherwise we might have had
    "Alley way murder man"
    NeonFlow
    Today I learned I'm either great at casual flirting or I'm just handsome enough for my words not to matter.

    Not sure which I'd rather...
    NeonFlow
    You're scared I know, just be prepared to let it go
    So touch the sky but when you've roamed
    Your welcome to your welcome home
    You know that you always have a friend in me
    And friends are the bare necessities
    So dig a little deeper make a start
    you can fly
    When you give this little kingdom heart
    NeonFlow
    It was so embarrassing today, I kicked this guy in the face and I'm pretty sure I heard my pants rip. Have yet to find the tear.
    NeonFlow
    With how I'm working out my muscles will be as solid as my rhymes, and my stomach will be as flat as your heartbeat when I'm nude.



    beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
    NeonFlow
    My day was shit but got better as it progressed.
    I'd like to imagine your all on the opposite end of that..

    all your days started great and progressively got shitty, ending with you reading that I think you had a shitty day.

    Well I hope you feel better
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Well that's mean.
    NeonFlow
    When the bed calls for you with a sweet warm comforting tone...

    But Dutch has a plan and we need more money.
    NeonFlow
    Having successful family members casts a shadow over my own mediocre accomplishments.

    But I mean, none of them can beat hogs of war on ps1 or break a girls heart as quick as I can.
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