The important thing is I have to get to the travel channel so I can tell you all the best places to get a steak hoagie.
Because I’m a commercial, and a hedgehog.
Because I’m a commercial, and a hedgehog.
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I’m trying to make my rp as much like Kayne West as possible, catchy, funny, dead serious and batshit stupid.
Probably why I’m having trouble with the stat system
At the doctors and shit
Will write rp stuff in a bit
So I held a competition on social media... A fan could win the chance to spend a night with me.
The winner was a areoblade ceiling fan, needless to say she hung in midair as I turned her on
If the person cursing me had the stones to step up and hire a actual hitman instead of poking the voodoo doll of me, that’d be swell
My iPad was broken so I lost discord and Snapchat, to those I speak to/ rp with/ send nudes to. I’m sorry
Never mind somehow fixed my iPad.
I haven’t watched a single star wars movie.
I’ll take all your astonishment and surprised rage in the corner thanks
I don’t think anyone will question that I grew up to marry red dead redemption 2.
It’ll be a happy relationship where it sort of respects me while only sometimes asking for micro transactions.
“Gotta come fast” Sonic 2006
“Do you think I just came out the sliz rapping like wax? Cause I did.” Flowiest~D 2016
Hair dark and long, a spirit so strong
Banging my heart like a blood soaked gong
Everyone would know
Eyes bright and wide, a face filled with pride
A rush of thoughts that could make me hide
But it’s more fulfilling to show
A smile when you can, a laugh that’s loud
Feet on the ground with dreams in a cloud
To Fly straight and true
through red and the blue
Prove there’s no problem you can’t chew
I have a idea for a fantasy quest/adventure rp, the setting and themes and parts of the world all imagined already, mostly suited to group but could work either way. Each time I go to write it down and post it however I feel it needs more or isn’t right.
Anyone up for collaboration of some kind?
Bowsette became a thing overnight, personally I think a waluigiette is about due.
When I first looked in your eyes
You were more than just a beauty to me
All my senses shot straight up
I was rock hard emotionally
I've got a heart boner tonight
Feel my love pants growing tight
I wanna plug you with respect all through the night
I'll bust a nut of joy a light
You are the love that I pursue
Do you feel the feels I feel for you
There's so much we have yet to do
Now jump me like a kangaroo
Happy birthday to me
Some one fix my knee
I look like a monkey
And my heart is jumpy
No present for me, no smiles of glee
A face set like stone
As I lay alone
No one is around
It’s just me at home
Today I was told by a girl “my face would look pretty if she sat on it”
I humbly declined as I had no polite way of asking if she was clean
I yelled out “why me?”
And a man claiming to be god with a long white beard simply whispered in my ear
“Why not?”
I explained how I felt and how I could do without the fuckaround.
The man said “eh fuck ya” before riding off on a razor scooter.
I sighed deep before getting in my car and leaving.
No moral or lesson here, just the option to try and change yourself for the better
My hero academy will never be the same.
https://youtu.be/YWbmyICGoJ8
I view all numbers equally, except for those odd numbers... I don’t trust them
“Uh I think I dreamt it..”
How was it, amazing?
“Uhhh...”
You mean uhh-stounding, yea you do
Wish me luck and shit ?
Why did sonic go to the doctor?
He had the runs.
Why did mario go to the doctor?
It’s a tragic story really, Mario is trapped in his own little world where he feels like half the man he is until he eats mushrooms.. his brother has tried to get him into rehab but only now that Mario has hit rock bottom has he made the effort to better himself.
My third eye grew and opened not to see the universe, but to twitch in frustration
I might have ran over a leprechaun with the bad luck I’ve been in
Have you ever had a bank account full of pedestrians disinterested smiles? -
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