Give me your filthy Australian dollars
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If you took two fully grown giraffes and laid them on the ground, as you do.
And asked Mario to jump over them like some sort of plumber themed evil knievel...
He would clear them easily and leave a bunch of confused spectators and two confused giraffes.
*Pees all over his profile with an angry face*
Yeah.
yeah I did it.
*Rolls around marking her teritory.*
My life be like,
Ooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhh
Ooooooooo oooooooooo
My life be like
Real men don’t hit you up for photos of your naked body.
Real men hit their desks with closed fists demanding pictures of Spider-Man.
u cannot beat agust d
My profile picture is the best I have ever had!
It’s awesome, impressive, and it makes me feel special someone took the time to draw it!
Thank you heaps to said person, you have rhymes whenever you need it!
If when you die you appear in a cinema with all your past lives watching a movie of your life.
“Ah fuck.”
“When you have a crush on someone it means you have developed a strong desire for another person. Eventually it may grow into true love or your feelings might wear away” Do you love her or not. Your use of “crush” is bothering me.
He blasted bowser to infinity with one massive ass hit,
And then he took three falcon punches like it wasn’t even shit!Hey Luigi with a Rasengan, what you want from me? Wanna pick a fight dude?
So I wake up before the birds do to speak to my bunny
And she is busy making a tunnal or money
So I hear screech’s and a chirp
But oh how it hurt
I don’t have a star for invulnerability
So I just rhyme to the best of my ability
To try and add some stability
InsultingBunny without you I’m at a disability
My crush sent me a “get better soon card” I’m not sick.
InsultingBunny just thinks I could be better =/
I have a bone to pick with you Flow!!!
CRAWLS LIKE A WORM FROM A BIRD
*Rolls on him.*
I want your attention. But you are asleep.
I’m the luckiest man on Rpn.
I also have a sandwich which was given to me.... so that’s nice
*gives sandwich*
*Sends swooning love his way.*
Swoon is such a funny word,
Not like daddie, it’s become So sexualised that if I have daughter she’ll have to call me bro or some shit
*Slays your inner demons.*
Whoa, you changed your name?! -
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