On the off chance a bomb was going to be dropped by the planes that keep making noise, I ate my lunch somewhat quick because I feared I wouldn’t get to finish my sandwich. ? ? ? ?
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Not sure how I feel about fallout 76
Fallout 76 takes place in a vault, every occupant is hooked up to a VR simulation of Skyrim, Todd Howard has sold skyrim for top dollar once again.
I’m sick and shit, but unable to blow my nose to reduce the swelling in one nostril.. who rp’s as a doctor with some knowledge
Heave lads ho lads, forget the comforts of home your a nomad
We’ve lost so much since we first started
are our hearts cold or are we cold hearted
So pray to your lord or Forman
That the sun might rise in the morning
They told us hell was warm
but our empire fell for shelter through the storm
There’s times I think it’d be easier to be a muffin
There’s a cold air blowing through my broken home,
I shiver
The whoosh and howl of the breeze cuts my legs as I stand alone,
I’m shivering
I retreat to where the sun shines but it doesn’t shine on me
The sun closes its eyes and turns away, “Ay warm up this Flowiest D”
Is what I say,
I shivered
I hate my work aha someone hire me ?
Mr fun should push mr boring out the window and have a meringue fucking party,
Not struggle to meet him halfway.
Ayyyyy
*Spreads the Flu all over his page*
*looks at your ratings* Its over 3,000!!!!!!!
I DID IT
YOURE SO CLOSE TO 3,000
”Life is frustrating and challenging but don’t let life grab you by your balls and yank you around. Grab life by the balls and yank it around!” InsultingBunny
Such wise powerful words.
Mafia boss: I want him to look good for this function, “new pair of shoes good”
Mafia henchmen: ok boss.
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Me at the fundraiser: this new suit and shoes are amazing!
Mafia boss: act cool dammit.
Hey all. I’m alive and shit ay
Hi flowiestfire gone super saiyan
When you turn on the Xbox to play a game and “Xbox gold”has the nerve to tell me ‘the bro himself’ has 25 more gamerpoints on farcry 5.
Whose the bro and why does it matter he’s played more far cry then me?
Fuck you xbox aha
*jumps from the shadows* ninja....
Who found you when you were lost?
When blind, who helped you see?
Cause I’m the shepherd of this flock
I guide my righteous sheep
Of your sins I’ll see you washed
Then I’ll set your soul free
The word of god is one you trust
So thank god he speaks through me
I’m ready to board the Flowiest Exspress. Where do I purchase my tickets?
“This 308 carbine still checks you out on social media, the spark between you two will never die.”
Me looking for my keys...
“Shit I’ve lost my keys... let me borrow yours?”
Prison guard.
“No.” -
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