Well well, looks like an italian wants to play eh? *Throws down bass guitar and raises fists*
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Whose got the nerves to swerve?
You just kittens kid
I’ve got the verbs to curb
Your little mittens with
Anyone wanna play fortnight on PS4?
I just got kill two kills on fortnight the first time I played.
Same as the same time I played player unknown aha
Girl: I don’t like douchebags
Boy: *ignores her*
Girl: I’m serious I hate douchebags.
Boy: *continues to ignore her*
Girl: pick me up at eight?
Oi, the hell did you do to 2-D??
Girl: am I bad?
Boy: yea
Girl, pulling closer.: oh yea? How bad am I...
Boy, remembers that she ate his dessert after saying she didn’t want one:
To be honest Linda your a fucking nightmare
“Some humans deserve to die.”
*Blackjack and hookers inside.*
“Holy moly, you know life is rough when a little girl in a pink dress calls you a shit C¥%€”
anyway Herbert shouts “shut up” and she runs off crying
I’ll leave you with kisses of plenty as I rest my head on my sweet feather bed.
If i could learn to fly
I would soar the sky
If I could teleport
I would never come up short
If I could run across the water
I’m sure we would Bang just like a mortar
Would,
We should
Or at least I conclude
That I’d try more subtle approaches less rude
Not that I’m prude
I just think my Lyublyu shouldn’t get any attitude
I want to move to America and live in a area that’s legal.
I want to rap at people on the street fly like a eagle
I want to learn languages and even more slang
I just want me and a certain someone to hang,
Well you know your friend Flowiest fire, is a balancing act walking on a wire but sometimes even he is bound to fall and hope the drop isn’t to small, but you know when i rhyme I go all out and I’ll clarify now so you know what I’m about, Flowiest walks at a running speed because his brain races and he feels a need, Flowiest is searching trying to find his joy Flowiest is a man but he’s still such a boy
I win any competition
With repetition
me saying “My mission”
using rhymes to put people into submission
great with his audition
And right with the admission
I’m off to fight Netflix, don’t blame me when your chill doesn’t work out.
Me sitting at the table when the waiter puts down my coffee: could I have a little spoon please?
The waiter: of course.
*the waiter stands behind me and puts his arms around me gently*
Me: lovely.
*drinks coffee*
“Ya momma is so ugly I had to invent a device that allows me to communicate without looking at her.”
Alexander graham bell.
what even is your pfp
Nabrav na russkiy yazyk prosto dlya togo, chtoby razgradit' stalkerov na vashey stranitse!!!! ??
You insomniac you.
I ain’t happy, I’m so much more
I’m Learning new words, that I adore
Whose useless? It may be me
I can’t help it, I’m Flowiest D
I’m Flowiest D I’m Flowiest D
I can’t help it
I’m Flowiest D I’m Flowiest D
A man whose not lazy, a trail be blazing the way he parody
The MC be amazing, bored as one can probably already tell
The feeling isn’t swell, insomnia isn’t The reason my eyes come from hell
The gender neutral term for “sugar daddy”
Is
“Glucose Guardian”
So I finally got Snapchat like the rest of the first and second world countries.
Some asswipe took the name “Flowiest”
=/
Ty Bog Rayma. Moy sladkiy Flowiest! ?
Robber: looks like there’s nothing here.
Robber2: Yea the place is trashed... someone must have robbed this place first.
Robber: I mean.. maybe this guy is just a lonely slob ahhaha
Robber2: Ahahahah
Me under the bed : maybe he’s just focusing on his career right now... -
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