I think my sister secretly judges me for listening to the Moana soundtrack on repeat.
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You know you're really starting to fit in at work when your boss sends you a forward.
me when i eat alone at home:
does anyone else put ranch on their broccoli cheese rice or is that just me?
Is it nap time yet? <.<
For today's "What-I-Said-Five-Minutes-Ago":
"how many burritos are you willing to get me?"
wow, ben franklin, you're really kind of a sleazebag
does anyone else make instant mac and cheese and add shredded cheese on top?
thinking about changing my middle name to 'third-wheel-who-couples-absolutely-insist-come-along-out-of-pity'
it's late and i'm hearing some crazy wildlife noises, y'all. #scared
Thank you, I like to choose avatar photos that are backgrounds rather than actual people or things. I really like your avatar photo, it is really cool. :smile2:
I had wayyyyy too much coffee. I'm trembling like a small chihuahua.
me today: *walks into break room and sees coworker there* "Oh. Sorry."
also me today: *notices vehicle making same turns for a few miles* I'm being followed, better shake 'em off with a few wrong turns.
I got another raise at work!!! Yayyyy!!!
i know i'm super late to the party but Lost is making me nervous af
all right, guys, show of hands...who else sits in front of their computer and eats unhealthy amounts of slim jims?
Shoutout to the old woman in Taco Bueno who is just as territorial of the condiments bar as I am.
hot cocoa + bailey's =3
good news: my computer is fixed!
bad news: i'm super busy and stressed.
When you think you've gotten a text message from a friend but really it's just from El Chico:
"Awwww, sad day -- wait! it's Enchilada Wednesday!"
Me: Oh look my face is looking super clear, it's about time
Zit: WAZZUPPP?
Today as I was driving to work in a bunch of traffic, a puppy poked its head out of the window of the truck in front of me and I cried.
Tomorrow, probably:
Coworker: How was your weekend?
Me: Wild.
Coworker: What did you do?
Me: Went through four boxes of Kleenex, binge-watched RWBY, ate a whole bag of pistachios. Oh, and accompanied my sister to the pet hospital to wait around while her cat vomited rubber bands.
Coworker: ...
I knew that pistachio looked weird but I ate it anyway.
Here's a question:
Does anybody else get startled by ice melting in cups or is that just me? -
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