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elusivethought

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    Not 100% certain, but I think maybe my car hates my guts and is trying to communicate that to me Herbie the Love Bug style.
    elusivethought
    My car may not start, but at least I'm stranded at a fancy movie theatre with chocolate-covered mints.
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    elusivethought
    elusivethought
    Lmao yup. Mint Man did give me this sidelong glance when he passed by, actually. He didn't say anything, but his eyes told all.
    Idea
    Idea
    Two days later, stormblessed was found murdered in her bedroom, a mint chocolate as the only clue left by the mysterious killer
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    elusivethought
    ^^ likely
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    People think having a twin is like having another you, but really it's just repeatedly asking your sister if she's wearing your pants.
    elusivethought
    Creativity muse? Michael Scott. "I've already got my name picked out, Lord Rupert Everton. I'm a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs."
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    My coworker just said sometimes she has to resist walking by my desk and slapping me. Lmao wut. IS IT BECAUSE I GET TO READ AT WORK? Probs.
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    The Chronicler
    The Chronicler
    I was gonna do Storyteller but that seemed bland so I searched up Storyteller synonyms and I get Chronicler.
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    elusivethought
    Awww damn. Was hoping it was from The Name of the Wind. There's a character called "Chronicler" or "the Chronicler." Still, very nice! :)
    The Chronicler
    The Chronicler
    It's nothing special.
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    There's a murderer loose in my town. So I've got my gun and baseball bat to protect myself, my Girl Scout cookies, and my margarita.
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    Someone stole my Girl Scout cookies from my desk as a joke and I know they're all just waiting for me to ask where they are. Well, guess what. I'm not gonna do it. We'll see which one of them cracks first trying to point out they're gone. XD
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    elusivethought
    not that anyone cares but it wasn't a joke. one of my coworkers actually took them home XD
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    So that's the...fourth time I've been mistaken for my twin sister in this production. Came early for a costume fitting and they really wanted my twin. 


    Y'all, she dyed her hair blonde. She's blonde now. I'm brunette. Wat. 


    Now i'm sitting here all awkward whoops. 


    I guess I've got an hour to kill lmao 
    Idea
    Idea
    That's a pity... But don't worry I'm sure you're stunning!
    elusivethought
    elusivethought
    I enjoy being a brunette; I just don't understand why we're being confused so much. This is the most different we've ever looked? Lmao XD 


    thank you tho <33
    Idea
    Idea
    :D  
    elusivethought
    I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader. 
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    Omg there are three cop cars outside on my lawn and like one dude in a blue car. 


    What the helllll
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    Magick
    Magick
    Oh jeez, she tells it waaaaaaay better. But. Essentially, this group of teenagers got arrested at the mall for potentially shoplifting or fighting or both. Coppers brought them in, and each had to get put in a different cell. Okay. Two of them were dating. The girl was cold, so the guy asked if he could give his blanket to his girlfriend. Or switch cells so they could be by one another. My roommate (on duty at the time) said no, she couldn't do that. CPA's are like the lowest on the totem pole at departments... so she really had no power.


    Another girl starts screaming, and then starts in with the cold girl.


    Cold girl yells stuff back once in awhile, and angry lady proceeded to shout about her and her boyfriend' incest.


    At this point, my roomie was like... "What the fuck do I do what the fuck do I do" and is just trying to get everyone to be quiet.


    The rest of the story is a lil' mushy for me, but I think that was the night someone tried to drown themself in a toilet, one of the guys and girls in the Clan had AIDS or something but said nothing when booked, and then incest. Someone was also technically bisexual and dating another girl in the group... Pretty sure it was cold girl.


    My roommate came home and curled up on the end of my bed like a cat (she's over six foot tall mind you) and asked me to make her food and tea... She was so done. xD
    elusivethought
    elusivethought
    Oh wowwwwwww


    thats insane


    yeah I do kind of want her to tell it now lmao


    It sounds kind of like a nightmare tho lol
    Magick
    Magick
    Oh, it was. They had a guy come in that was having heroin withdrawals, but also had TB, and was untreated. There was a horrendous strip search that she (luckily) didn't have to do on someone who stated she hadn't showered for years and had sores all over her... She wasn't homeless. She lived in a perfectly good home with water. She just didn't shower. There are so many. She's been there for nearly two years... It's hardly ever boring. xD
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    Still home sick, y'all. Feel free to entertain me. 
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    Windsock
    Windsock
    Writing shit for my shit and wanting a fantastical RP I can play as a wizened old samurai and act as the big and fighty dude for.
    Jessy753
    Jessy753
    Get well soon : 3
    elusivethought
    elusivethought
    Sorry to hear that Zachie. Windsock, that sounds super cool! 


    Thanks, Jessy. <33 I really appreciate it 
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