I sea you there, reading this profile post. And I gotta say, something smells fishy. So I ask, what's the porpoise of you reading this? You know these jokes are carp. Unless you're like me, and having a whale of a time. If so, you get my seal of approval. So I can o-fish-ally say you're as weird as I am. Still reading? You must be hooked on these puns. Unless though, you're just here to be a pain in my bass. In that case, I've haddock up to here with you. I hope you drown in these awful puns....
Two sentences.
Difficult for me to write a detailed response unless I say (about 14 times) , "This is a filler sentence."