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    Heard creepy moaning outside.


    What should have been my reaction:  Maybe someone is hurt, then again it could be nothing.


    What it actually was:  HOLY SHIT, HAVE THE ZOMBIES RISEN?!?!
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    Strategos
    Strategos
    let's see.... canned food enough to last a man a few months, co2-powered gun and various materials to make homemade weapons.... heavy wooden doors and main entrances made of steel with electromagnetic locks... complex covered by stone walls with security post around the place..... cctv..... a backup generator....... gallons of water..... plenty of duct tape..... many things to use as barricade.... i think im set up


    but then again twinkies are nice C:
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    BlueClover
    *Puts a pot on as a hat* Twinkies will be the only thing that survive!....Besides Mc Donald's.....
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    Reiyumi
    I'm amused. XD 
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    I just want a rp where you do actions through gifs!  xD


    Example:


    "Welp!  I'm out!"  *Jumps out window*


    Let's try that again.


    "Welp!  I'm out!"


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    If you had to choose, DC or Marvel


    Personally I'm a Marvel fan, have been since I was little.
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    MTMM
    MTMM
    Honestly I have to go with DC... I'm a huge fan of the Joker.. And, while I like Marvel movies, I'd seen a lot more DC movies when I was little.. I do like Spiderman though..
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    Negative Zone
    Marvel, sort of? It was the MCU that got me actually interested in superhero comics but I fell off the bandwagon really hard last year since it seems like it's just wall to wall events and I did quite like Secret Wars so I'm not opposed to events as a concept it just feels like every time I'm like "huh what's new in Marvel land" it's some new event and I haaated the idea of Civil War and what I read about that event (the movie's way better than it has any right to be) so when Civil War II started up I just checked out entirely.


    Lately my media attention has been elsewhere especially since my favorite team is no longer a team. One of these days I'll check out DC stuff because I think I'd like Wonder Woman, and some of the Green Lantern stuff.
    Lappi
    Lappi
    Dc is just better for me
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    So i've been here for a while so i've decided to list off all the names I have been given here either from mistyping, username change, or from people giving me little nicknames.


    White Shamrock


    Jason 


    Shamrock


    Shamu


    Shammy the Shamrock


    ShamSham


    ShamSham the Grand Slam


    ShamSham Alakazam


    Sham


    Shamwow


    Sammy the Shamwow


    And every single one of my alter egos which I will not list since they are endless!
    ;Rain;
    ;Rain;
    ShamSham is a cute name
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    duegxybus
    M. Night Shammylan


    @Shammy the Shamrock


    Shampax (Sounds like a tampon brand, let's be honest. I'm glad it's over.)


    Shamuel de Shamplain (Cause you can be French too)


    Shamalamadingdong


    Shamsham the Hambam 
    Hoki
    Hoki
    @JPax deserves a gold medal holy crap those are brilliant. I've never seen anyone else right shamalamadingdong before
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    Hello there RPN!  I got something for people who want a little super power spice in their lives....I have never done this before so here's a first!  Sponsoring a rp!   :D




    By The God of Terror, @JPax
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    Frosty the Snowcone:  Uh, Mr. Shammy?  Are you sure this will make us stronger?


    Mr. Shammy:  Pecking Order.


    Frosty the Snowcone:  Sorry!


    Mr. Shammy:  Damn right you are.  Now stand on this circle here *Points to demonic looking circle as Negative, Positive, Tiny Shammy, and Frosty get on it*


    Positive Shammy:  You mean, like this?


    Mr. Shammy:  Ya.....bye!


    Frosty the Snowcone:  Wait wha-*Get sent away*


    -Few Hours Later-


    Mr. Shammy:  Alright, let's see how they are doing inside.


    -Inside-


    Negative:  OH GOD!!
    Positive:  AHHH!


    Tiny Shammy:  Kill me!!!!


    Frosty the Snowcone:  *Screaming at unnatural levels*


    Mr. Shammy:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


    *Sends them out*


    Mr. Shammy:  So, how was it?


    Frosty the Snowcone:  The darkness.....


    Positive Shammy:  It was.....horrible....


    Mr. Shammy:  Good.  You survived the first test.


    Frosty the Snowcone:  OH THANK GOD!!!


    Mr. Shammy:  But I have some bad news.....


    Frosty the Snowcone:  What?


    Mr. Shammy:  You're going back.  


    Frosty the Snowcone:  W-What?


    Mr. Shammy:  Bye.


    Frosty the Snowcone:  NOOO*Get's sent away*


    Shammy:  Where did you send them?


    Mr. Shammy:  I'll tell you where they're not...........safe.
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    Mr. Shammy:  Alright maggots, listen up.  Mr. Shammy is about to teach you the Shammy pecking order.


    There's you, the dirt, the worms who live inside of the dirt, Mr. Shammy's stool, The Original Shammy, then Mr. Shammy.


    Any Questions?


    Frosty the Snowcone:  Um, ya-AHHH!  *Gets blasted out of profile*


    Mr. Shammy:  Enjoy the walk back, bitch!  Now anymore questions?


    The Shammy's in the room:...........


    Mr. Shammy:  Good.  Then we can begin  :)  
    Fleur
    I just got that your profile picture is One Punch Man


    god dammit Fleur
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    BlueClover
    I'm a big fan :)  


    *Slow claps*  You get a cookie!  *Gives cookie*
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    [COLOR= rgb(0, 128, 0)]*Breaks down closet door and throws confetti*  [/COLOR]


    [COLOR= rgb(0, 128, 0)]Hello everyone!  [/COLOR]


    [COLOR= rgb(0, 128, 0)]We are in 2017!(California time)  I hope everyone has fun tonight and I wish you all the best this year ^33^  [/COLOR]
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    No!!!  I was so excited playing Skyrim and was about to make my way to sovngarde by "Seeing the world as only a dovah can," when my game crashes ;~;
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    Oreo the Man of Decay
    Oreo the Man of Decay
    Yeah? I don't know that feeling, but I know the feeling of challenge as I remember getting stuck in this one crevice with this boss and I managed to save it only so I'll return to the very same spot; stuck and helpless so I had to try and attack with an axe within reach of it... I succeeded finally and magically swooshed from the gap between a brazier and a platform. xD 
    billthesomething
    billthesomething
    I remember this one time where i got stuck in this cage that had a master lock and i was just novice lockpicker and this one dark elf was gloating about how he had trapped me, so i killed him from inside the cage thinking i could get the key from his corpse. only to discover his corpse was to far away for me to loot. So i ended up leveling up my lockpicking skill until i finally got out of it when i reached apprentice level 
    Oreo the Man of Decay
    Oreo the Man of Decay
    I did something similar, I was hanging out in a cage opening and closing the door while confusing enemies who are either trying to attack me or find me.
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    ~At the Shammy House~


    Positive Shammy:  Alright everyone!  You know what time it is!  We ca-


    Negative Shammy:  Stop with the @$%# suspense already!


    Positive Shammy:  *Sigh*  Go ahead.


    Bronto Shammy:  *Rips up present to reveal the worlds largest scarf*  Yes!  Finally something for the col-I mean.....Rawr :3


    Tiny Shammy:  *Jumps into present before busting out on top of a toy car*  I love it!  To the rat races!


    Baby Shammy:  *Pulls out a snowboard*  Yay!  To the snow I go!


    Pimp The Pumpkin:  What did I get?  *Finds a pimp cane*......I love it.


    Burger Shammy:  Yes!  *Is seen running around with some cheese*  Now I can be Cheese Burger Shammy!


    Giant Shammy:  *Is outside when he sees a helicopter with a giant stuffed bear*  Yay!


    Robot Shammy:  *Gets wonder bread toast for his toaster*  Thanks whoever got me this!


    Frosty the Snowcone:  *Gets different flavors to color himself*  Yes!


    Negative Shammy:  Guess I got nothing....


    Positive Shammy:  Not true!  *Kicks in the shin before covering Baby Shammy's ears*


    Negative Shammy:  Ow!  What the fuck-*Covers mouth*  Did I just?


    Positive Shammy:  Yup.  Merry Christmas.


    Negative Shammy:  *Hugs Positive Shammy*  Best.  Gift.  Ever.  Oh, here's yours.  *Gives a 'I am slightly tolerable' mug*


    Positive Shammy:  Thanks!  Hey where's Shamm-


    *Bust out of present*  HELLO!


    To everyone reading this post, I hope you have a wonderful day and that it keeps getting better.  So on behalf of all the Shammy's Merr-


    Negative Shammy:  MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!!
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    duegxybus
    PRIEST!!!


    Jessifer no! *grabs demon by the arm* Don't kill the priest!


    THE WALLS ARE A CREATION OF THE DEVIL >:(
     


    *Loses interest in nipples and decides to grab the back of the snowboard* BORK *pulls baby shammy around*


    *Slips out the window*


    *Slides through the roof*
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    BlueClover
    Priest Shammy:  Ah, hell no!  *Grabs a giant cross from back which turns into a gun*  You want to go?!?!?


    Baby Shammy:  *Raises hands in air*  WEEEEE!!!!  THIS IS FUN!!!


    Ghost Shammy:  Hello everyon-*Sees everything and slowly fades back into wall*
    Strategos
    Strategos
    MERRY CHRISTMAS


    jesus christ he's been repeating that words to everyone since last night please make him stop i need sleep


    MERRY CHRISTMAS


    NNNRRAAAGGGHHHHHHH
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    So Christmas is soon.....Guess I won't be needing these anymore  *Takes off control collar and throws all the tranquilizer darts and pills away*


    .......


    *Explosion*


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    .......


    .......


    .......


    CUE THE FUCKING CHRISTMAS MUSIC!!!








    WOO!!!  *Breaks through wall*
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