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    "Nobody knows what the future holds, but there's two things that are guaranteed. There's gonna be a lot of anger, and there's gonna be a lot of love. Use them wisely.


    ~Doug Walker (I'll Be Home For Christmas Review)
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    I don't want a hippopotamus for Christmas!


    GET THAT THING THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!


    Just get me money.....please.....
    Lord Pug
    I'm going to have to shut you down for malpractice.


    This whole thing is a SHAM.


    (Mweheheh word play)
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    *Crawls out from under bed with a cookie jar*  Oh....Uh.....I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS....COOKIES!!!  YOU WILL BE VISITED BY 3 GHOST FOR YOUR LACK OF COOKIES!


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    BOOOOOH!


    *Jumps out window*
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    *Walks around with light up Christmas sweater*


    Random person:  Nice sweater!  Isn't that a fire hazard?


    *Turns around and puts on shades*  I like to think of myself as a Fun hazard!  *Makes finger guns as sweater starts to smoke* 
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    *Puts up 'For Rent' sign*  So i've decided to house people on my profile!  I already have a ghost haunting my wall and a bunch of Shammy's so this seems to be the next step!  You can have any part from the kitchen to the bathroom to the sofa!  Just remember I will need to use any/all of those.  


    ....We got cookies too!   ^3^
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    Serbia
    the war we had p much left me homeless(((: can i live in ur igloo thanks
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    BlueClover
    Okie! C:  
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    *Moves into your bedroom, taking up the entire bed, ''Thanks.'' *Le snore*
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    *Bursts out of seal on wall in demon form* [SIZE= 18px]SHAMMY!!! YOU'VE GOTTA HELP MEEEEE!!! *bumps into several walls, knocks over the silverware, breaks a table, and somehow sets the couch on fire* I was in a graveyard *sniffles*eating a soul taco, and then out of nowhere some random ghost guy took it from me and said very mean things about my Momma...*sniffles*[/SIZE]


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    SpookySpecter
    *ghost girl falls over with bolts sticking out of her back* 


    Demon Spooky: YES! Thank you Shammy. You have no idea how much this means to me! 


    *ghost girl screeches and turns into a fallen angel* 


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    [SIZE= 18px]Demon Spooky: [/SIZE][SIZE= 18px]So Shammy...uh...by the way the ghost girl is a fallen angel in disguise...forgot to uh...tell you that...but I assure you! This is totally worth it for that taco! *fallen angel rams into me and tears one of my three heads off* OH CRAP!!! GET HER OFF!! GETHEROFFGETHEROFFGETHEROFFGETHEROFF!!!!!!!!!!!! *Screeches demonically, grabs her by wing and bites into it* GIVE ME THAT TACO BAAACK!!!! [/SIZE]


    *gets thrown off of her and the fallen angel turns to Shammy and smirks*


    [SIZE= 18px]Fallen Angel:  Hey priest...yo Momma's so dumb, she got locked in the grocery store AND STARVED TO DEATH!!! [/SIZE]


    *she laughs at Shammy, clearly satisfied with her joke*
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    BlueClover
    Ok.  Now I can start  *Reveals another giant cross on hip only for it to be a sword holster*


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     Your momma so old, her birth certificate says expired.  


    *Vanishes before appearing right in front of her, slashing so fast that it can barely be seen*
    SpookySpecter
    SpookySpecter
    *fallen angel screams and staggers back from the joke, before a volley of slashes rends her helpless*


    Fallen Angel: *You...you can't kill me! I....*grabs stomach and kneels down in pain*


    Demon Spooky: *regenerates head* Then give me back my taco!


    Fallen Angel: I can't...I already ate it...just like what your mom did to the priest's...


    Demon Spooky: *Swallows top half of the Fallen Angel whole*  OH MY GOD FINALLY! I WAS SO HUNGRY!!! *changes back into cute spooky*


    Spooky: Thanks Shammy. I'm gonna go now. I have haunting to do....good luck repairing the house. AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF SCRUBBING MY SEAL OFF THE WALL!!! *slowly fades away* 
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    ~Inside Shammy's mind~


    Shammy 2:  Making a status is always fun


    Shammy 3:  You know what else is fun?  Killing your followers...


    Shammy 2:  That doesn't sound fun at all, Shammy


    Shammy 3:  Well how would you know!  All you do is sleep, Shammy!


    Shammy 4:  I think Shammy is right.  We should branch out in what we do, Shammy


    Shammy 3:  *Bleep*  The people looking are looking at the status!  Quick!  Say something, stupid!


    ~Outside Shammy's mind~


    I wasn't thinking about killing any of you...... :D


    ~Inside Shammy's mind~
    Shammy 2:  Nailed it!
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    Strategos
    Strategos
    inside s.alex's head


    salex: WE SHOULD HELP HIM KILL PEOPLE


    steven: no, we need to activate contingency plan 45 codename "burning leaves"


    salex: no, he's gone through too much


    steven: HE'S GOING TOO KILL US


    salex: NO HE'S NOT


    steven: YES HE IS


    salex: NO


    steven: YES


    salex: NO


    steven: YES


    salex: NO


    steven: THAT'S IT *pulls out glock-18 and cocks it* SAY NO ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YOU NO I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!


    salex: you won't kill me


    steven: yeah that's actually true, fuck


    salex: well what're we gonna do now?


    steven: hmm.... i know!


    outside salex's head


    s.alex: K


    inside salex's head


    steven: you fucking idiot


    salex: what? that's what jpax would do
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    Lappi
    Lappi
    Inside Yappi's mind 


    Yappi - I want a good zombie RP. Like my first RP


    YAPPI to Yappi - Nah let's just stay bored.
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    If Shammy's don't get 20 hours of sleep.








    ......we are pretty dark.....
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    BlueClover
    (XD YES!)


    A-Ah gee Quill.  I-I don't think that's a good ideaaaa......
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    Quillicious
    c'mon, shammy...


    *belch*


    don't be such a bitch.
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    BlueClover
    *Groans before being dragged out of bed*  Q-Quill!  Stop, you-u're tugging me too hard!


    (I got that from this.  It's fan made and the voices kinda don't fit but it feels like a Rick and Morty episode)
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    *Rigs up wire box trap and places a potato and chocolate milk in it*  Perfect! *Jumps behind a bush*  Now I just gotta wait until someone comes which can range from a minute to an entire day.......This was a good plan....
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