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    *Picks up @JPax and places in suitcase*


    Alright, guess the update is coming soon so I should say my goodbyes.  Goodbye everyone, it'll be a pain not talking to any of you but I know it will be worth the wait.  Thank you for everyone who followed me and the people who liked my random status updates.  I'll see you after the update, I love you all <3   
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    duegxybus
    Oh, no my dear Shammy...


    *appears next to you with the suitcase in my hand, as well as a metric fuck-ton of rope* Now is my turn to tie you up and throw you in a box for the update...


    *gets to work*
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    BlueClover
    Someone halp me ;-;  S.O.S
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    duegxybus
    *Tightens last rope and drops Shammy into the suitcase* Never thought I'd be doing this to anyone. Well, we're off now BYE! *lifts suitcase and jumps out the window*
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    Negative Shammy:  Welp the site is going down....%&@! great!


    Positive Shammy:  Only for a little while my friend.


    Ya.....Still sucks.


    You know, if you think about it.  If the site goes down, don't we cease to exist?  This is our only way of talking to people and our consciousness only is through typing.  Meaning that when the site stops, for a few moments, we are gone.


    Uh....Wow, when did you become Meta Shammy?
    Birdsie
    Hello!
    Your profile is now under invasion from the King of Memes.


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    BlueClover
    Mr. Shammy:  *Appears*  This isn't my first war and I'm on so many drugs right now.  Fight me, I don't need a army.
    Birdsie
    Birdsie
    Okay.


    I don't need one either, though.


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    Mr. Shammy:  Alright maggots.  I've been told to tell you the pecking order of this profile.


    There's you, then there's the dirt, the lovely insects inside the dirt, Mr. Shammy's shoes, God Shammy, Shammy, then Mr. Shammy.


    Any questions?.....Good.  Learn the order and we'll get along just fine :)
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    Shammy god:  *Appears on profile*


    Mr. Shammy:  All these squares make a circle....all these squares make a circle....


    Ah, hello SG, it's been a while.


    Cut the crap!


    Well that didn't last long.....


    All these squares make a circle....all these squares make a circle....


    Okay, what's up with him?


    Don't mind him.  He just got done dropping a gallon LSD


    A gallon?


    A literal gallon.  Out of a milk jug.  I don't even know where he got it from.  He never leaves the-


    SHAMMY!  I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT I CAN LEAVE THE PROFILE IF I WANT TO!


    ....Mr. Shammy you may leave the profile if you-


    BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!.....


    All these squares make a circle....all these squares make a circle....


    .....Quite.....
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    Negative Shammy:  *Falls out of portal*  HOLY %@&!  I'm alive!


    *More Shammy's fall on top of negative*


    JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE CRUSHING MY %#!$ BONES! 


    Tiny Shammy:  *Walks down pile with no problem*


    Positive Shammy:  Think positive!  At least you can't die.


    Bronto Shammy:  Rawr :3  *Curls up on pile*


    Giant Shammy:  *Falls out of portal, creating a crater* 


    Mr .Shammy:  *Opens his own portal*  Sup maggots, we're back! >:) 
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    I love the internet.


    Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm:  A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death...
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    Random Story by Shammy:  I once watched a novella thinking it was an episode of power rangers.  I was wondering why the pink rangers parents had stolen her wedding ring.
    High Moon
    We don't like your folk here in Windhelm.
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    BlueClover
    "I lived in the Gray Quarter of Windhelm for years... it's a wretched place full of bitter Dunmer. Let's be done here quickly."


    ~Teldryn Sero
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    It's been a long time since I've actually posted on your profile. I don't know why I even stopped. Oh wait, I do know why.


    Imaninsnignificantpartofyour200+somethingfriendsandamjustthereforepurposesofkeepingaroundsoihavenoreasontoshowanyaffectionorloveorwhateverbecausethatsjusthowunfairmylifeisbutthatsokaybecauseyoucanbethatonepopularfriendthatijusthangaroundfornoreasonapparentlyjusttokeepmysanityincheckokaythanksbyeillleaveyourwallforever.
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    BlueClover
    But that's on here, you have a lot more friends out there, probably most who are a lot better than me.  I can't do anything or talk to people in real life.
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    duegxybus
    Well, I can't say anything cause I can interact with them and slap them when they say something I don't like.


    I can't slap you! :P
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    BlueClover
    Aw, I just mutter things, try to be funny then walk away.  I can only keep a conversation in real life going for about 5 minutes before it goes cold. 
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    Battle most would want to see:
    Hulk vs Doomsday


    Saitama vs Superman


    Godzilla vs King Kong


    Me:


    Black Knight vs The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog


    Jarvis vs Alfred


    ....I try to go for the obscure  ;D
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    Why internet?


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    You're fun but sometimes you make me ask questions I thought I shouldn't have to ask.
    No Life King
    No Life King
    This is fricking beautiful man. Don't question it. This is the work of a genius. 
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