Me: *complains about something*
Someone: Oh man, that's so gay.
Me: What? No! It's not happy at all!
Someone: Oh man, that's so gay.
Me: What? No! It's not happy at all!
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Any crystal is a banishing crystal if you throw it hard enough.
Me when I go to sleep and wake up to multiple rp notifications:
My future kids that I'll never have: Today in school we learned about the 2016 election.
Me: *thousand yard stare*
*generic post about how bored I am*
Nietzsche was right, God is dead. I killed him.
Remember kids, if you see the flash, you're already dead.
I don't believe in God because I am God.
"Wait an hour before opening the door. They should have suffocated by then."
*Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan cut their way out of the room with their lightsabers anyway*
"Well, so much for changing canon. We're screwed."
Join Golden Deer we have:
- "Hilda! Hilda!"
- Meat
- Disney Princess
- I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me.
- I was trained by Jeralt!
- Photoshop Hair
- Devianart User
- Spider-Man with a bow and arrow
Me: *sees a Harry Potter and/or Percy Jackson rp* Hey this looks neat.
Me: *Remembers that Harry Potter and/or Percy Jackson rps are cursed and always die* Never mind.
Please pardon my fangirl-ish screaming.
Colonel Sanders, the Chicken Alchemist.
I need a new rp.
My current one is fine but I want to do another along side it.
Hey kids! Do you have a problem choosing between two ships? Maybe you like one ship and your friend likes the other, pitting you against eachother in an all out shipping war. Well, have we got the thing for you. Introducing threesomes. Now you can get the best of both worlds all for the low low price of your soul! But that's not all! For a limited time only you can get a free pair of shipping goggles(TM) with every purchase! Batteries not included.
And this is the final one for now.
- Law of Debate Equity: The larger one side of a debate or argument is, the larger the opposition is. They are not necessarily balanced, but rather gain new members at a proportional rate.
- Corollary: The more vocal one side of a debate is, the more vocal the opposition is.
The return! Two more have been added!
- The Fur Affinity Correspondent Law: For every account on any forum or platform, there is an account with a near-identical name on Fur Affinity. It is always uncertain if these correspond to the same person, as the one who is questioned about it will always deny such a thing.
Rhea: Ah, yes, the Three Houses. There's the Blue Lions, the Black Eagles, and the... uh... *squints at writing on hand* the Yellow Elks... yes, that's it.
Footage of Detective Gumshoe investigating a crime scene:
So there's a new Twilight book coming out...
Poor Robert Pattinson.
My mom: you have to do 40 minutes of math.
Me: But I thought I only had to do 30 minutes.
My mom:
"It's an ancient Sith legend."
But Legends is no longer canon.
"Oh shit, you're right."
There's always that one guy:
Happy birthday to me.
May the fourth be with you.
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