Ages ago, in the farthest reaches of space there was a planet called Gaia. This planet was protected by a group of magical warriors called the Pantheon who conveniently share the names and theoretical power sets of ancient greek deities. They battled the dark forces that sought to conquer Gaia...
You know, Yu-Gi-Oh! isn't really that unrealistic (minus the holograms and magic). We all make fun of it for being about a children's game as an international sport but, like, aren't all sports children's games?
We also have actual Yu-Gi-Oh! tournaments but nobody cares about those enough to actually televise them.
People weren't happy about the retcon that the apple of wisdom was really the Klondike bar of wisdom, and that Satan got Eve to eat it by asking "what would you do for a Klondike bar.
Also, I have another spoiler.
My real name is- *is shot by an assassin for no clearly stated reason*