Have you ever been punched so hard you managed to break a man's legs?
Axel The Englishman
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When you realise all your favourite childhood films are actually crap.
The donations are not over $9000!!
I can see clearly now Lorainne is gone.
Oh God, behind you!
Drop the bass!
Could someone remind me of how many relationships Taylor Swift has been in?
I think my dogs have Human intelligence.
Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Let me relieve you >
School Tip of the Day: If you want to listen to music but your teach won't let you, put your phone in your pocket, plug in your headphones and slide them up your shirt through your sleeve unto your palm. That way, you can listen to music whilst looking like you're simply resting your head (Requires a long sleeve shirt).
Duck breast for dinner tonight, boi!
When life's got you down, you uppercut that bitch in the face and tell it to get a life!
Ummmm... AXELWELROD?
Funny thing with anime characters that they go more for sex appeal and less for actual armour.
Knight VS Samurai. GO!
I remember going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party a couple days back. When I was about to go in, a guy asked me for ID on my age. I'm 6'3, with a stubble, and was dressed in Army fatigues. Just.. Just come on.
Guy just asked me to give him a blunt meaning of life. I think we all know how that turned out.
Sometimes, people ask me the meaning of life. I then give it to them brutally. They then get pretty depressed, so I try to avoid them.
Golden Rule of the Sea: NEVER have ham onboard, else the demonic beast known as Ponyo will come for you!
When I look at a pug, I always wonder how we managed to turn a wolf into it.
Just got back from overseas, and the first thing I've got to do is look after my 3 nephews at my part time place. It just doesn't get easier
Robobrain: First the Navy, then the World!!
Concept of Pokemon: Enslave animals with inhuman means and force them to fight until one suffers a concussion and needs medical assistance.
Pugs are the most majestic creatures on the planet. -
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