Axel The Englishman

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 6, 2016

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 6, 2016

It appears my expensive computer won't turn on... Good thing I still got the warranty..

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 5, 2016

When you remember your Muslim friend is coming over, and you're cooking bacon for lunch.

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 5, 2016

Wait a minute. If you think about it, does the Imperium of Man just seem like n@zis?

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  Shuten-dōji

• Oct 4, 2016

Are you looking at me?  YOU looking at ME!?

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 4, 2016

Day One of the Bet is over..

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 4, 2016

I have made the ultimate bet with my brother..

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 4, 2016

Back in my day, you needed talent to become a famous singer, and we liked it that way!

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 3, 2016

Somebody ate my doughnut..

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 3, 2016

Back in my day, when we wanted to talk with someone, we met then in person, and we liked it that way!

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 3, 2016

How to be a Good Villain:

1. Don't start making a speech when you're literally about to kill the hero.
   
2. Actually think your plan through.
   
3. Don't start explaining what your shit does. And how your shit can get fucked up easily.
   
4. Hire goons with skill.
   
5. Use a fucking gun, will you?
   

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 3, 2016

Started playing SS13 Colonial Marines. The Officers sent the shuttle before any Marines could get on it, so the entire Platoon just got slaughtered by Aliens.

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 3, 2016

My Brother: Ma legs!


Me: We only just got off bike.


My Brother: I need something to eat... What do you survive on out here?


Me: Rage. 

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  Vampiress

• Oct 3, 2016

Hi

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 3, 2016

Child: "Twinkle twinkle Little Star, how I wonder what you are."


Sun: "A great big gas ball of fiery death."

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 3, 2016

Back in my day, a cream pie was a recipe, and we liked it that way!

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 3, 2016

Guns! Gotta shoot them all!

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 3, 2016

I've seen some weird shit in my day, but nothing as weird as "pants for your hands."

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 2, 2016

Back in my day, Vampires were sucking your blood, and not your under carriage!

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 2, 2016

Just realised someone has based their entire RP dialogue off a text-based game, but since I'm nice I won't say who.

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 2, 2016

You love me


I hate you


Stay away from me or I'll hit you


With a crowbar to the knee cap and a mallet to your head


Oh look at that, you are dead.

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 2, 2016

Mate told me not to look up Bible Black. Did it anyway.

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 1, 2016

I do not have friends. Only enemies I hate less.

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 1, 2016

Someone just tried to toss my precious into a volcano. So a tossed them down the stairs,

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  Axel The Englishman

• Oct 1, 2016

Just watched the LoTR trilogy. Lost count on how many times Frodo had to have his ass saved.