Axel The Englishman
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Aaaaaaaaaand I'm dead.
Depressing Quote of the Day: Life is just a measurement of how long I can delay death.
Quote of the Day: I do not fight people. I destroy weaklings as nature has chosen.
Wait, if Stevonnie is a fusion of a boy and a girl, then where are the male parts...?
...Holy Shit.
>When you actually liked Scrappy Doo
Listen in' to some good ol' Queen. Almost caught up on Bohemian Rhapsody.
When you wait for that one guy to reply, just so you can continue the RP
When the opticians say you're colour blind cause you failed the red-green test, but it's actually because of the damn circles.
>When somebody says the UK sucks
"Sorry, can't hear you over the Lion's roar."
I'm p-p-p-p-paralysed!
Just read the method of reproduction for the Locusts in Gears Of War. Glad I'm a mere hooman.
I made a bet with my mate to come up with 5 skilled white rappers. So far I have come up with Eminem, Marshal Mathers, Slim Shady, Rap God and B-Rabbit.
Pizza night!
>Orders a black coffee. Gets called a racist.
O^O
Too cold. Too cold. Time to go burrito in the duvet.
The dogs are keeping my feet warm. Toby's ears are doing the best out of all of them.
Just got back from Army Day from the near Secondary School. I'd say it went pretty well.
For some reason, I'm thinking about getting a Basset Hound..
My weapons of choice? These clubs you people call "hands".
Just found out what my dog does when he thinks I'm out..
Word of Advice: Do NOT watch Cyanide and Happiness: The Depressing Episode, unless you want to cry.
When you're British, and you watch U-571.
Open the door! Get on the floor! Everybody GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND!! -
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