im horny but for sleep
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can the otherworldly being who controls my life please type motherlode into the cheat bar.
ok hold up what is a vengers
I need to start thinking about my real life problems like dark souls bosses.
Thinking about being even more insufferable.
I only fear bts stans no one else
No offense, but I love seeing rich people experience consequences for the bullshit they usually get away with. They’ve never had them before
Im going to snap you in motherfucking half
I think it’s very brave of me to leave the house every morning looking like an mmo goblin.
So excited to finally announce that I’m sad
Bring me a mcdonalds hash brown
dear diary: today i got in trouble at the park for pretending to be a pigeon and eating all the cigarette butts off the ground like seeds
Ray Charles w/a spear vs Stevie Wonder w/a claymore who wins
being a kpop boy sounds fun until u type ur name into google search and find like 10 au fanfics about ur bandmate changing ur poopy diaper.
due to personal reasons i am crying in the shower
I am going to attack someone like a rabid fucking animal.
I like big butts and I cannot lie. My brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth. How will you escape our dungeon?
The fact that the Internet has collectively portrayed the new female Pokémon mc as a violent Glaswegian is absolutely hilarious.
I hope everyone had a good day today!
陰茎は私の大好きな食べ物です。
murderer, tearing open my shower curtains: “why are you wearing shoes?”
Das ist so traurig Alexa spiel 99 Luftballons
kpop stans will blow up a hospital just so they can meet that boy jimmy or whatever
Can’t give up anything for Lent if you’ve already given up *taps head*
i'll fuck anything that moves and anything that doesn't move too.
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