you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

*laughs in small ugly Christmas tree*

Addicted to hallucinations drugs ☠️
 
Says the one who doesn't even know what I do for fun😒

Cried all over the decorations which made the lights not work
 
I eat
Spines. They add a nice crunch to the body fat☠️ where over because you didn't feed me a proper meal
 
Not only is this relationship over, but so is my credit card balance after you spend it all on food. Can't feed you a proper meal because you always treat yourself anyways
 
That's because you won't let me murder anyone human organs cost alot and I'll die if I don't eat them . Normal food doesn't fill me up and eating dirt and rocks gives me Stomach viruses 😒 where over cause you almost let me die after not giving me the right to digest a dead dog on the street
 
They're a self described pun tyrant, and that's paw-sitively deplorable! Breaking things off is the only way to kick off the pun rebellion, an event that'll no doubt be immortalized in the hiss-tory books.
 
Too far away for me to care. Succubi's need there partners close ya know☠️
 
She's a succubus! Knowing that this relationship could be a farce, all for the purpose of stealing my life force, was just more paranoia than I could handle.
 
I have black death so he ends up killing me with his touch☠️ back to the SCP foundation with ya
 
*When that's an actual issue I have*
Accidentally kissed another car that looked identical to him and broke up for cheating☠️
 

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