you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[.Arteries.]

THEY HAVE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
ALL YEAR

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

*laughs in small ugly Christmas tree*

Addicted to hallucinations drugs

 

[.Arteries.]

at least I know how to have fun

ate the christmas tree

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Says the one who doesn't even know what I do for fun

Cried all over the decorations which made the lights not work

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

You stole my presents
Not only is the relationship breaking, but your spine as well

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

I eat
Spines. They add a nice crunch to the body fat where over because you didn't feed me a proper meal

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

Not only is this relationship over, but so is my credit card balance after you spend it all on food. Can't feed you a proper meal because you always treat yourself anyways

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

That's because you won't let me murder anyone human organs cost alot and I'll die if I don't eat them . Normal food doesn't fill me up and eating dirt and rocks gives me Stomach viruses where over cause you almost let me die after not giving me the right to digest a dead dog on the street

 

[Idea]

They're giving those kind of yandere vibes...

 

[Nicodemus.]

They're a self described pun tyrant, and that's paw-sitively deplorable! Breaking things off is the only way to kick off the pun rebellion, an event that'll no doubt be immortalized in the hiss-tory books.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Too far away for me to care. Succubi's need there partners close ya know

 

[Nicodemus.]

She's a succubus! Knowing that this relationship could be a farce, all for the purpose of stealing my life force, was just more paranoia than I could handle.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

I like eating spiders. So I think we know why this ended

 

[.Arteries.]

i uh
im sorry
but the glowing green eyes keeps me up at night

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

But I close my eyes

...we broke up. Because

We don't talk about bruno

 

[.Arteries.]

THEY SHINE EVEN WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED
(next person skip me, break up goes to Minty next)

 

[Clan Ize]

Present stealing is evil enough. Having um trimmed hair is worse!

 

[.Arteries.]

...you're literally my brother we were never dating in the first place

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Lmao. Im obviously Kris so I don't fall for anyone

 

[Silly Little Guy]

We’re both taken so pretty self explanatory-

 

[Botboy33]

he has a yellow background

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

I have black death so he ends up killing me with his touch back to the SCP foundation with ya

 

[Volkie]

Not being truthful with emotions.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

*When that's an actual issue I have*
Accidentally kissed another car that looked identical to him and broke up for cheating

 

[Volkie]

*When that's an actual issue I have*
Accidentally kissed another car that looked identical to him and broke up for cheating

Wait you WHAT-