you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[Kaiju Cat]

Driving over the speed limit.

 

[Volkie]

Not knowing the difference between Kilometers and Miles.

 

[.Arteries.]

ran over my dog

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Can't kiss because nose to big not that I'd fall for you anyway

 

[.Arteries.]

now thats just mean >.>

breaking up cause youre so tall ;;

 

[Botboy33]

Break up cause we can’t make baby’s

 

[Botboy33]

I don’t think boys can get pregnant last time I checked

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

now thats just mean >.>

breaking up cause youre so tall ;;

Nah ur just a lil hater.

I don’t think boys can get pregnant last time I checked

Can kiss because whenever we do I end up being impaled in the throat with that damn beak

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Because you’re too tall.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Bish I'm only 5'2 Susie is taller then me your to small. And a lil hater

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Because you assume I’m a hater. ( damn auto correct)

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Because you assume I’m a hater. ( damn auto correct)

Because you assume I assumed you where a hater which you are your hating on my height, shorty

 

[Volkie]

*Watches in 5’10*

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Okay now YOUR too tall Susie isn't even that tall.

 

[Volkie]

);

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

I didn't say it was bad

 

[Lucyfer]

I'm breaking up with _Yua Watanabe_ because they won't stop arguing with their ex Volkie (sorry, couldn't resist, lol)

 

[Kaiju Cat]

I’m breaking up with you for not showing your face.

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Always spraying my favorite sweaters with your cat pheromones whenever ur in heat

 

[Volkie]

Lucyfer A correction: Me and _Yua Watanabe_ were never dating in the first place. We've been cracking up jokes about reasons we'd break up with each other for if we were dating.

 

[Silly Little Guy]

Because he explained things in too much detailI think people get it kiddo

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Because you’re too interesting.

 

[Silly Little Guy]

Because they always chew my cords. I NEED TO CHARGE STUFF BRO

 

[Volkie]

Bruh you’re literally a walking charger

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Because you ran over over my cat brothers you villain