you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[twinkie]

ALSO TOO PRETTY

 

[junnn]

Too cute!

 

[Volkie]

Too wet :/

 

[twinkie]

Car

 

[Volkie]

Edible

 

[twinkie]

;--; I may make good food but im better than people-

 

[RavenSong]

Because I’m vegetarian and every time I look at them, my animal instincts take over..

 

[twinkie]

Was that a pickup line or a hungry line.... 0.o

 

[RavenSong]

Was that a pickup line or a hungry line.... 0.o

Definitely a “I don’t eat meat but tempted to” line :3

 

[twinkie]

Oh deer

 

[junnn]

Using a painting of a deer instead of dressing up as a deer

 

[twinkie]

for assuming i have a deer costume

 

[junnn]

because I can

 

[Walliver]

because of their kpop pfp

 

[junnn]

because of their orange (shudders) coloured pfp

 

[Superfly47]

Because I got sunburnt.

 

[bribewithcaramelmacchiato]

because polly asked for one too many crackers

 

[Idea]

They’re too cool for school. I’m School.

 

[Yuan]

I broke up with Idea because they're from portugal. Nothing against the place, but I dislike a long distance relationship. Sorry not sorry.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

They told me that licking spoons will be a good idea

 

[Superfly47]

Because interspecies relationships don't work.

 

[SuperPurple]

Because I agree with them.

 

[Superfly47]

Because relationships where both people have Super in their names don't last.

 

[SuperPurple]

Because of the large number of empowered flies they assumedly take their name after.

 

[Superfly47]

Because purple is the color of royalty and parrots hate the monarchy.