you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[Mirai-chan]

WHY ARE YOU HUGGING A CAT?!?!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Why not?

 

[Mirai-chan]

No idea

 

[marshh]

soft...

 

[marshh]

the catto is soft..

 

[Kaiju Cat]

the catto is soft..

 

[marshh]

^^

 

[Idea]

Crushing those poor flowers

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Being a pun tyrant

 

[Idea]

Breaking up with me via messenger cat

 

[Mirai-chan]

For being a warrior

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For staring at me too long

 

[Mirai-chan]

For having a spoon stand

 

[Idea]

Because you have future in your name and I’m stuck in the past

 

[Mirai-chan]

YOur name is literally idea AN IDEA!!!

 

[Idea]

YOur name is literally idea AN IDEA!!!

Hi I’m Bond. James Bond.

Idea. An Idea.



(Skip me folks, just wanted to make that joke)

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For being in the future and not being back to the future.

 

[Mirai-chan]

For being in the future and not being back to the future.

(Why are quoting BACK TO THE FUTURE??)
Why's your name catzilla and you're not a kaiju?

 

[Kaiju Cat]

The cat in the pfp I swear is a kaiju in cat form lol.

 

[hopenalive]

The cat in the pfp I swear is a kaiju in cat form lol.

They insulted my hair

 

[Kaiju Cat]

They stole my spoon stand > : /

 

[hopenalive]

They stole my spoon stand > : /

How did I steal your spoon stand!?

Did I just steal your heart to take the hand with it?!

 

[eyclore]

They ruined my hair :/

 

[Somnolence]

They ruined my hair :/

I don't like women anymore

 

[Beetlebuggo]

Body composition. They’re organic and I’m artificial