you’re breaking up with the user above you, why?

[Venchi1986]

For not liking my dry humor

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For thinking that their humour was the dryness I didn't enjoy

 

[Somnolence]

For breaking up with the user above them

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

for being in love with my ex whilst dating me

 

[Somnolence]

For breaking up with me for me being in love with their ex

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For this breaking up drama

 

[twinkie]

For being too awesome for me. You deserve someone so much better

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For thinking you are not deserving or awesome

 

[twinkie]

For being too cute

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For being sappy as all hell

 

[twinkie]

For not being the sadist to my masochist

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For being a masochist

 

[twinkie]

For judging my masochism

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For refusing to face the toxicity of their kinks

 

[twinkie]

For thinking that it’s toxic to enjoy pain

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

for grossly underplaying your ideas of enjoying pain. do i think it's toxic to spank you? No. But do I think it's toxic to slowly poison you with cyanide and antifreeze over a period of a year so you can get the thrill of me nursing you back to 'health', spoon feeding you toxin laced jello and angel delight? Well, seeing as we broke up over it then i think you know the answer

 

[Lu321]

For being very suspicious when it comes with your knowledge of how to sicken people with toxins

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For not understanding that I was forced to learn this to appease my ex

 

[Calibutcher]

For not wearing camouflage on our hunting trip. Bright red is not the way to blend in with the woods...

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For not giving up your box..

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

For eating ALL the lizards. Every last scrap of them. I said I wanted their skulls for cake decorations and you totally disregarded my request

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For assuming I love lasers

 

[Calibutcher]

Ah, I goofed it up.
Well, now I'm breaking up with you because meowing during the movie is rude.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For taking me to a boring movie

 

[Calibutcher]

For not telling me what kind of movie you liked.