You are in court, suing the person above you. Give me the stupidest reason why but meme edition.

[Nokumi]

Sued because WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES JUST SOUP!? Go to the next isle!! THERES JUST SOUP! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!? IM AT SOUP! WHAT!? IM AT THE SOUP STORE!! WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!? F*CK YOU!!

 

[Idea]

Sued because WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES JUST SOUP!? Go to the next isle!! THERES JUST SOUP! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!? IM AT SOUP! WHAT!? IM AT THE SOUP STORE!! WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!? F*CK YOU!!

Sued for an extended, all caps quote. That's like, five offenses.

The penalty is a team deathmatch.

 

[Nokumi]

Sued for making me think of the meme when you said

Sued for buying clothes at the S O U P store

so technically it is not my fault it is yourse and the punishment is being hung

 

[Idea]

Sued for making me think of a joke too dark for me to be sure I can post it here.

 

[Nokumi]

Sued for not telling me the joke cuz now I wanna know what the joke is

 

[Idea]

Sued because you can’t handle the truth joke!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Sued for not explaining the joke

 

[Idea]

Sued for inciting murder. Because explaining jokes kills them.

 

[Nokumi]

Sued because we wanna hear the joke

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

sued because your not forceful enough

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Sued because we are:

 

[Nokumi]

Sued because I agree

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

sued because there is nothing else to do

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Suing you for this pointless Sue

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

suing because you proposed one too many times

 

[Nokumi]

Suing cuz UHM EXCUSE ME? MY BROTHER PROPOSED??

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

suing because you need a better relationship with your brother

 

[Nokumi]

Suing cuz … your probably right-

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

suing because that’s a horrible reason to sue me, and yes, in the proposal thread

 

[Nokumi]

Suing cuz I need you to show me

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

suing cuz you think i’m your maid

 

[Nokumi]

Suing cuz I never said that I just need help finding it

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

suing because i have the link:

You recently proposed to the user above you! Why did you propose to them?

What- Because bowling.

www.rpnation.com

 

[Nokumi]

Suing because I looked and he proposed like two times where you proposed the most you hypocrite

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

suing because your eyes don’t work