You are in court, suing the person above you. Give me the stupidest reason why but meme edition.

[Nokumi]

Suing for lying about someone else lying

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Suing for arson

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Suing for food poisoning

 

[Nokumi]

Suing for accusing a prince of arson! YOUR THE ONE WHO COMMITS ARSON AGAINST ME! SIEZE HIM AND OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Suing for believing my lies

 

[Nokumi]

Suing for arson

Suing for accusing a prince of arson! YOUR THE ONE WHO COMMITS ARSON AGAINST ME! SIEZE HIM AND OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

 

[Nokumi]

Suing for believing my lies

Suing because your horrible at lying

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Suing because you still belived them

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Suing for lying to royalty

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Suing for pretending to be royality

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Suing you for suing a kaiju

 

[MisterBobbyPin]

Suing because I'm anti monarchy and want to establish a republic.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Suing you for interrupting

(I don’t actually care this is a public thing)

 

[MisterBobbyPin]

Suing you for interrupting

(I don’t actually care this is a public thing)

Then I'll sue you for public loitering

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Suing for arson

 

[Kaiju Cat]

suing you for ruining the soup

 

[Nokumi]

Suing cuz Kaiju meant I am the royalty

 

[Nokumi]

Suing for arson

Suing cuz Kaiju meant I am the royalty

 

[junnn]

Suing for being human

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Suing because you are human

 

[Idea]

Sued for buying clothes at the S O U P store

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Sued for thinking I don’t work at the soup store

 

[Idea]

Sued because I didn't say anything about where you work, just where you shop for clothes.

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

Sued for lying

 

[Idea]

Counter-sued for lying.

Exhibit A:

Sued for buying clothes at the S O U P store