Write the person above's obituary

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Kitteh was killed because worms on strings eat the rich and well, they were rich

 

[Kitteh]

The Waluigist Priestess was crushed under their massive coolness

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Kitteh was killed by Waluigi and his worm on a string army.

 

[Kitteh]

The Waluigist Priestess died in the hospital after attempting to grow a watermelon in their stomach

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Kitteh died being born

 

[Kitteh]

The Waluigist Priestess was lost in a labyrinth- may their soul find peace.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Kitteh was lit aflame by their pyromaniac tendencies.

 

[Funnier President]

Leon The Needled Riolu was stabbed to death with a stick

 

[Thanny]

Funnier President endured a collapse of a civilisation by stairs up Air Force 1.



((The real deal is perfectly all right, though.))

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Thanny died on the cross for our Sans

 

[PurpleTrees]

The Waluigist Priestess was sent to the ranch by Dr. Phil. They were never seen again.

 

[Kitteh]

PurpleTrees was eaten by a rock. A truly tragic demise

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Kitteh died of death

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

(You are greatly unimaginative.)
The Waluigist Priestess was slain by their evil twin.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Leon The Needled Riolu was slaughtered for their massive stash of cheese.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The Waluigist Priestess was shanked after going to prison for unspeakable acts.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Leon The Needled Riolu was shot in the face for having a face. Rest in Pizza

 

[Superfly47]

The Waluigist Priestess was eaten by army ants.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Superfly47 Wasn't Gay Enough, nor did they do enough crime. BE GAY DO CRIME

 

[PurpleTrees]

The Waluigist Priestess computer exploded from running too many applications at once. The entire neighborhood became a crater.

 

[Fist Full of Frogs]

The person above tried to eat a Popeye's biscuit without any water.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

They died of boredom in 2020

 

[DamnTheStyx]

The person above poked their nose into the Toad mafia. Their body parts are in different castles!

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

The person above was shot with an ecto-ray. Their pelt is now at the foot of Skulker's bed.

 

[PurpleTrees]

The person above died of caffeine overdose after drinking 34 cups of coffee in an attempt to stay up all night to study