Write the person above's obituary

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

SpazTheButcher was crushed underneath their team's tank. Friendly Fire!

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Leon The Needled Riolu died in a batlle against a Shedinja. Git Gud

 

[PurpleTrees]

The Waluigist Priestess ] was killed by Japan's anime girl army in World War 3

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

PurpleTrees was sacrificed by The Cult Of Waluigi to atone for their sans. Waluigi then killed them because he's married to The Waluigist Priestess

 

[PurpleTrees]

The Waluigist Priestess was sacrificed to RNGesus for good luck on the Zhongli banner

 

[Anakim Skywalker]

PurpleTrees was killed by a purple tree that fell​

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Anakim Skywalker died of being killed

 

[BunnyVT]

The Waluigist Priestess died of stupidity, would ya look at that

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

BunnyVT Died after being splatted one too many times

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

N-On-E-Mus died of not doing a face reveal. RIP

 

[N-On-E-Mus]

N-On-E-Mus died of not doing a face reveal. RIP

The Waluigist Priestess Died after being rejected from Smash Bros. one too many times

 

[BunnyVT]

N-On-E-Mus died after eating raw potatoes, the indigestion was painful

 

[Emosarechattering]

BunnyVT died from having no kidneys- selling them both wasn’t a good idea

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Emosarechattering starved after not having their carrots in their diet. Who would have thought?

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Leon The Needled Riolu Died of being killed

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

(That was unoriginal...)
The Waluigist Priestess was killed by an assassination.

 

[Koraki]

Leon The Needled Riolu was crushed by a giant cake after attempting to eat it.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Koraki was sniped by a monster hunter as they thought you were a neko.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Leon The Needled Riolu died after having been kicked in the face by Waluigi, our God.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The Waluigist Priestess was smited by Arceus, the pokemon god.

 

[Kitteh]

Leon The Needled Riolu was drowned by our lord and savior Tony the Tiger in the most frosted of flakes.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Kitteh died of not worshiping Waluigi

 

[Kitteh]

The Waluigist Priestess was eaten by a cow.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

Kitteh was killed for the worm on a string in their PFP

 

[Kitteh]

The Waluigist Priestess was lit on fire by arson worm's ghost